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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Shaky violent therapy stain
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Contagious Market
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Cordovan free-loading jap forum
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
glittery painfully honest mental disorder
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Shaky violent therapy stain
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
glittery painfully honest mental disorder
  06/27/25
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Cheese-eating lay hairy legs
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pale stock car tank
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Garnet idiotic partner
  06/27/25
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Razzle-dazzle Property New Version
  06/27/25
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Razzle-dazzle Property New Version
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Cowardly Chapel Sweet Tailpipe
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Bossy pocket flask
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
pale stock car tank
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
180 station
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
pale stock car tank
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
glittery painfully honest mental disorder
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
pale stock car tank
  06/27/25
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White Set Gaping
  06/27/25
It's both
Disturbing Brethren
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Garnet idiotic partner
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
olive sickened friendly grandma
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Cerebral bespoke plaza really tough guy
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Contagious Market
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
trip claret heaven cuckold
  06/27/25
lmfao
180 station
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Territorial Base
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Garnet idiotic partner
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Territorial Base
  06/27/25
lmao
Razzle-dazzle Property New Version
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
glittery painfully honest mental disorder
  06/27/25
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Mauve flatulent trust fund jew
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Razzle-dazzle Property New Version
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
cracking bright spot coldplay fan
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Razzle-dazzle Property New Version
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
pale stock car tank
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
cracking bright spot coldplay fan
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
pale stock car tank
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Garnet idiotic partner
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Territorial Base
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Razzle-dazzle Property New Version
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Garnet idiotic partner
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Adulterous windowlicker
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Beta Beady-eyed Clown Liquid Oxygen
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Shaky violent therapy stain
  06/27/25
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Shaky violent therapy stain
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
olive sickened friendly grandma
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
soul-stirring love of her life
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
big-titted pit
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
lake whorehouse candlestick maker
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Mentally Impaired Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
soul-stirring love of her life
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Autistic Citrine Public Bath Organic Girlfriend
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Cerebral bespoke plaza really tough guy
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Razzle-dazzle Property New Version
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Mentally Impaired Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
soul-stirring love of her life
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Shaky violent therapy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Contagious Market

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Cordovan free-loading jap forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: glittery painfully honest mental disorder

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Shaky violent therapy stain

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: glittery painfully honest mental disorder

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating lay hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: pale stock car tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Garnet idiotic partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Cowardly Chapel Sweet Tailpipe

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bossy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: pale stock car tank

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: 180 station

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: pale stock car tank

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: glittery painfully honest mental disorder

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: pale stock car tank

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: White Set Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Disturbing Brethren

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Garnet idiotic partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: olive sickened friendly grandma

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Cerebral bespoke plaza really tough guy

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Contagious Market

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: trip claret heaven cuckold

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: 180 station

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Territorial Base

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Garnet idiotic partner

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Territorial Base

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property New Version

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: glittery painfully honest mental disorder

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Mauve flatulent trust fund jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property New Version

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: cracking bright spot coldplay fan

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property New Version

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: pale stock car tank

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: cracking bright spot coldplay fan

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: pale stock car tank

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Garnet idiotic partner

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Territorial Base

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property New Version

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Garnet idiotic partner

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Adulterous windowlicker

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Beta Beady-eyed Clown Liquid Oxygen

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Shaky violent therapy stain

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Shaky violent therapy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: olive sickened friendly grandma

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: big-titted pit

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: lake whorehouse candlestick maker

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Son Of Senegal

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Autistic Citrine Public Bath Organic Girlfriend

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Cerebral bespoke plaza really tough guy

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Property New Version

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Son Of Senegal

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055482)