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opaque genital piercing station
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provocative abnormal mad cow disease pozpig
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Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
racy light round eye
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Sienna cracking lodge regret
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
opaque genital piercing station
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Electric theater giraffe
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
racy light round eye
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
bearded mind-boggling idiot
  07/02/25
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amethyst diverse haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
opaque genital piercing station
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
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tp.
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: opaque genital piercing station



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: provocative abnormal mad cow disease pozpig



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: racy light round eye

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Sienna cracking lodge regret

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: opaque genital piercing station

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Electric theater giraffe



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: racy light round eye

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: bearded mind-boggling idiot

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: amethyst diverse haunted graveyard



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: opaque genital piercing station

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2E#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Fishy circlehead indian lodge

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Electric theater giraffe

tp.

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