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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
khaki soul-stirring church
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
dark range goyim
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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khaki soul-stirring church
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
vengeful razzle school
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship
  07/26/25
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khaki soul-stirring church
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
vengeful razzle school
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Godawful black dog poop
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Bateful deer antler stead
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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Apoplectic crotch
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Maize church building rigor
  07/26/25
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Godawful black dog poop
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Fear-inspiring glittery locus
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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khaki soul-stirring church
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Geriatric dilemma
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
khaki soul-stirring church
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Godawful black dog poop
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gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
rose fat ankles
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Excitant magenta national twinkling uncleanness
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Ivory balding sneaky criminal wrinkle
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: khaki soul-stirring church

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Godawful black dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Trip brunch tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: dark range goyim

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: navy bossy parlor party of the first part

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Godawful black dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: crimson station turdskin



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: anal hospital keepsake machete



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: vivacious pervert yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Stirring coffee pot black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: titillating insecure round eye sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: mauve embarrassed to the bone jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Ocher casino



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring glittery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Arousing Bat-shit-crazy Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Citrine Racy Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: blue stag film bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Smoky Self-centered Corn Cake Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Galvanic theatre love of her life

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: khaki soul-stirring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vengeful razzle school

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: khaki soul-stirring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: vengeful razzle school

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Godawful black dog poop

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful deer antler stead

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Maize church building rigor

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Godawful black dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Seedy sickened school cafeteria

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring glittery locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Bonkers selfie

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Ocher casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Provocative library

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring glittery locus

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: khaki soul-stirring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Geriatric dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: khaki soul-stirring church

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: unholy thriller home doctorate

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Godawful black dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: rose fat ankles

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Excitant magenta national twinkling uncleanness

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Ivory balding sneaky criminal wrinkle

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134975)