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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
opaque violent useless brakes
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
animeboi
  10/13/25
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Wang Hernandez
  10/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Mahogany Deranged Old Irish Cottage Mother
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state
  10/11/25
...
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
idiotic big new version
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Flickering station
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
idiotic big new version
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
jet glittery codepig
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
soggy hot filthpig lodge
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
transparent crotch
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Violet Stock Car Forum
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
diverse federal trust fund
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
primrose bat-shit-crazy parlor circlehead
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
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Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
diverse federal trust fund
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/14/25
...
Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
trip piazza cuckoldry
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
aqua cuckold university
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
unhinged roast beef kitchen
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Wang Hernandez
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
unhinged roast beef kitchen
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Adventurous shrine
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
unhinged roast beef kitchen
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/12/25
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Candy Ride
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Paralegal Mohammad
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Paralegal Six Nine
  10/13/25
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
Darnell
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: opaque violent useless brakes

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Deranged Old Irish Cottage Mother

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: idiotic big new version

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Flickering station

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: idiotic big new version

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: jet glittery codepig

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: soggy hot filthpig lodge

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: transparent crotch

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car Forum

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: diverse federal trust fund

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: primrose bat-shit-crazy parlor circlehead

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: diverse federal trust fund

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser lilac candlestick maker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: trip piazza cuckoldry

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: aqua cuckold university

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: unhinged roast beef kitchen

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: unhinged roast beef kitchen

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Adventurous shrine

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: unhinged roast beef kitchen

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Candy Ride

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Paralegal Six Nine

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Darnell

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2E#49346710)