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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Irradiated volcanic crater
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Judgmental Becky
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
bespoke vibrant native jap
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Irradiated volcanic crater
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Judgmental Becky
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Irradiated volcanic crater
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
pearly international law enforcement agency new version
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
sable telephone
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stimulating blathering regret alpha
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Indigo Mental Disorder
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Razzmatazz Knife Wrinkle
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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electric point roast beef
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
contagious pea-brained piazza useless brakes
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stimulating blathering regret alpha
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Abnormal university
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Cerebral Lodge Boistinker
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Indigo Mental Disorder
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amber trust fund
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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amber trust fund
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Irradiated volcanic crater
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
bespoke vibrant native jap
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
amber trust fund
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Irradiated volcanic crater
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God I fucking hate you
amber trust fund
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Irradiated volcanic crater
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
amber trust fund
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Irradiated volcanic crater
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
amber trust fund
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Irradiated volcanic crater
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
amber trust fund
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Irradiated volcanic crater
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Irradiated volcanic crater
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
talented private investor lay
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talented private investor lay
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
emerald nibblets toilet seat
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Irradiated volcanic crater
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
beady-eyed address son of senegal
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sapphire multi-colored headpube cuckold
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Low-t crystalline field gaping
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Titillating Juggernaut Cruise Ship
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Floppy dull hairy legs
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This needs a vocaroo
mint useless spot
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Coincidence that crows are black?
sable telephone
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amber trust fund
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: bespoke vibrant native jap

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Judgmental Becky

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: pearly international law enforcement agency new version

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: sable telephone

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: stimulating blathering regret alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Indigo Mental Disorder



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Henna meetinghouse



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Knife Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: mint useless spot

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Lodge Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: electric point roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Lodge Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: contagious pea-brained piazza useless brakes

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: stimulating blathering regret alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Abnormal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Lodge Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Crimson bat-shit-crazy really tough guy

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Opaque fighting church building lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Indigo Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: amber trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: amber trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: bespoke vibrant native jap

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: amber trust fund

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: amber trust fund

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: amber trust fund

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: amber trust fund

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: amber trust fund

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: talented private investor lay

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: talented private investor lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: emerald nibblets toilet seat

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed address son of senegal

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: sapphire multi-colored headpube cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Low-t crystalline field gaping

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Casino

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Titillating Juggernaut Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: sapphire multi-colored headpube cuckold

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Floppy dull hairy legs

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: mint useless spot

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: sable telephone

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: underhanded rough-skinned rehab

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: amber trust fund



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: emerald nibblets toilet seat

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: flirting school cafeteria



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia curious legal warrant



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