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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: walnut famous landscape painting dopamine

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40612297)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful pisswyrm



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Sooty generalized bond whorehouse



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Motley navy lodge

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40612334)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: cerebral poppy hell stock car



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: fishy erotic den organic girlfriend



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: Talented Apoplectic Corn Cake



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Territorial parlour scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: jade center coldplay fan



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: irradiated old irish cottage



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: irradiated old irish cottage



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Lascivious startling ladyboy

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40613846)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Sepia house-broken rigor



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: learning disabled market

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Talented Apoplectic Corn Cake

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: arousing pontificating corner feces

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: domesticated citrine public bath



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: harsh stubborn space



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Adventurous bawdyhouse

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40617007)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: flushed flirting useless brakes



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: bipolar stage



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: domesticated citrine public bath



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: domesticated citrine public bath



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: domesticated citrine public bath



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: thriller striped hyena mexican



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Provocative cocky laser beams

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: irradiated old irish cottage



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Stimulating red menage

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: walnut famous landscape painting dopamine



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: useless alpha



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: supple nibblets



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: cracking cream potus

Laughed at this a dozen times now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#41745632)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: walnut famous landscape painting dopamine



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Garnet 180 Persian Legend



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Lascivious startling ladyboy

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: supple nibblets



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: useless alpha



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: glittery haunting base



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Area



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Confused Shitlib

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#45291456)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: walnut famous landscape painting dopamine

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Area

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: cracking cream potus

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Infuriating Aquamarine Lay Round Eye



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: walnut famous landscape painting dopamine



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: useless alpha



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: walnut famous landscape painting dopamine



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: Violent Carnelian Parlor



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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