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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
Chrome duck-like round eye
  11/17/23
feels like it
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
Chrome duck-like round eye
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
Chrome duck-like round eye
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
...
Aromatic rambunctious station personal credit line
  11/17/23
...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
Irradiated Base Dragon
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
...
Procedurally Wonky TP
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
electric tanning salon french chef
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
electric tanning salon french chef
  11/17/23
ty
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
cr pick
Dashing Ivory Cumskin
  11/17/23
ty
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
tcw
poppy self-absorbed school cafeteria
  11/17/23
Ty
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
Crystalline useless brakes
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
Dashing Ivory Cumskin
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
electric tanning salon french chef
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
electric tanning salon french chef
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
Well-lubricated walnut black woman heaven
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
Well-lubricated walnut black woman heaven
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
Well-lubricated walnut black woman heaven
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
titillating mentally impaired senate
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
electric tanning salon french chef
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
*likes it*
electric tanning salon french chef
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
electric tanning salon french chef
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
vivacious useless cruise ship
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
bistre supple site
  11/17/23
cr
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
splenetic wild turdskin
  11/18/23
...
exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask
  11/18/23
...
dupa
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Chrome duck-like round eye

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Chrome duck-like round eye

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Chrome duck-like round eye

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Aromatic rambunctious station personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Irradiated Base Dragon

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Procedurally Wonky TP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: electric tanning salon french chef

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: electric tanning salon french chef

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Dashing Ivory Cumskin

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: poppy self-absorbed school cafeteria

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Crystalline useless brakes

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: Dashing Ivory Cumskin

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: electric tanning salon french chef

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: electric tanning salon french chef

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated walnut black woman heaven

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated walnut black woman heaven

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated walnut black woman heaven

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: titillating mentally impaired senate

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: electric tanning salon french chef

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: electric tanning salon french chef

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: electric tanning salon french chef

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: vivacious useless cruise ship

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: bistre supple site

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: splenetic wild turdskin

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: exhilarant hyperventilating pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2E#49454121)