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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement Accounts 111,832 Brokerage 271,475 Cash 288,977 Crypto 146,142 College Fund 128,667
total: 3,057,819
add 4-5% for investment gains since then |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM Author: Stimulating Amber National Lettuce you're making 4-5% a month? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054977) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054983) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: Stimulating Amber National Lettuce you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054992) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard Damnit, guess where I live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054998) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.
Is currently at 436.40.
Increase of 5.7% |
Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054945) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: angry stirring queen of the night (TMF) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055203) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Fragrant wine spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055204) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: flatulent violet school cafeteria I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054946) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054947) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM Author: flatulent violet school cafeteria I think it's a pretty clear sentence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055684) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo Really need you include your rough age here.
If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard 39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054955) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054975) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054980) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054988) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054997) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055023) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard SOL still has quite a bit of potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055033) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.
All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5 |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard damn bro so jelly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055053) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055045) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: galvanic water buffalo Love staking my SOL ungh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49056182) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: balding clear locale Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055405) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard 6'0" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055407) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Olive Rehab Doing hhnw is cucked imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49054993) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard Why. We're one economic unit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055002) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Olive Rehab 1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T 2. Divorcepwnage 3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055020) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Olive Rehab Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055025) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard No you're not, no you don't, yes it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055030) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Olive Rehab Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055059) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?
I retract everything. You're doing shit.
It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055028) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Rusted Weed Whacker Tattoo I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Olive Rehab If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055057) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard like 80% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055060) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Olive Rehab Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055063) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055065) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Olive Rehab I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055067) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard What are we voting on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055069) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Olive Rehab Bitterness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055070) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055074) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Olive Rehab I meant Betterness. I am your Better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055185) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Olive Rehab Post your unposted height (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055186) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Exhilarant plaza indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055031) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: balding clear locale What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055402) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Soul-stirring Duck-like Brethren congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055071) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055077) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: charcoal titillating cumskin Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Fragrant wine spot about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055199) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055410) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM Author: khaki idiotic meetinghouse background story You’re way wealthier than me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055429) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: Bisexual hairraiser point dingle berry why so much in cash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055477) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055541) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM Author: Racy Den you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49055686) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM Author: vigorous personal credit line nursing home 180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.
Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this. |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard Nice brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49056213) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM Author: vigorous personal credit line nursing home i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49063623) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Wizard how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.
with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright
$3,111,596 as of this morning |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM Author: vigorous personal credit line nursing home hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2E#49066662) |