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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: beta coiffed church building pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43762911) |
Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM Author: comical mahogany business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43762952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: spectacular library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: Thriller patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43762999) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Indecent address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: doobsian frum mad cow disease CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: marvelous casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: Heady unhinged stage “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Cerise spot water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Titillating National Security Agency Stead "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: vibrant idiot orchestra pit "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: know-it-all parlour it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: hyperventilating point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767804) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM Author: crystalline cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Cerise spot water buffalo On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763164) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone gold newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764294) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: offensive bespoke heaven milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763207) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: smoky rigpig dilemma Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: beta coiffed church building This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: spectacular library He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: beta coiffed church building it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: spectacular library Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: Cerise spot water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764832) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone gold newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43766439) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: know-it-all parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46020132) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM Author: Provocative coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46020138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: bossy onyx office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#47340539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#49354865) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: bossy onyx office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764136) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Dun infuriating theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764146) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Titillating National Security Agency Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764147) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone gold newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764292) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Heady unhinged stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764310) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM Author: Violet main people alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764318) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM Author: pink police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764950) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: lascivious poppy den why would a litigator go to a transactional cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43766894) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: Splenetic double fault Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM Author: ebony theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46697752) |
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM Author: fluffy burgundy nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46697780) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: Contagious lodge trust fund lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#47340548) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: Alabama Bangs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#49354905) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM Author: Geriatric maize weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767034) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Heady unhinged stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767498) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM Author: hyperventilating point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767815) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM Author: aromatic garrison *dreams of a midlevel litigation associate* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767925) |
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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone gold newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43853655) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: bossy onyx office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#45749292) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: beta coiffed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46020116) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Provocative coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46020135) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM Author: twinkling native internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46020758) |
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: twinkling native internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46677536) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM Author: bossy onyx office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#47340535) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space 11pm? ljl get back in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#49354846) |
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