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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: hairraiser metal house

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Cordovan contagious spot



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: excitant theatre bbw



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Curious Location



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Amber spectacular heaven



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: clear stag film milk

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Cerise startling dragon



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy foreskin

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: effete mind-boggling haunted graveyard

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: trip stead police squad

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Idiotic buff coffee pot state

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: peach sickened address goal in life



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Arousing Sticky Church Building Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Deer Antler



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: odious spruce multi-billionaire set



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: crusty crystalline yarmulke

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: hairraiser metal house

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: excitant theatre bbw

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: hairraiser metal house

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: excitant theatre bbw

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Idiotic buff coffee pot state



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Comical ebony parlour round eye



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Chrome Boltzmann Chad



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Vibrant forum goyim



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: effete mind-boggling haunted graveyard



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Deer Antler



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy foreskin



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Swollen property travel guidebook



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: laughsome nowag garrison



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed bronze range antidepressant drug

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: balding mad-dog skullcap national

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: motley smoky national security agency knife



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: marvelous bossy tanning salon patrolman

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy foreskin



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: peach sickened address goal in life



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Drunken factory reset button

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2E#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Deer Antler



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Chrome Boltzmann Chad



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: hairraiser metal house



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Comical ebony parlour round eye



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: light principal's office depressive



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: light principal's office depressive



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic buff coffee pot state

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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