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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
floppy azure piazza
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
comical jewess
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
curious blue preventive strike
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
Flushed Pocket Flask
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
180 seedy point
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
comical jewess
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Stubborn center
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
comical jewess
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Stubborn center
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
comical jewess
  02/13/18
(virgin)
umber legal warrant
  02/13/18
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offensive forum
  02/13/18
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Stubborn center
  02/13/18
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domesticated heaven
  02/13/18
lol
crawly legend really tough guy
  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
Lascivious Degenerate
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie
  02/13/18
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crawly legend really tough guy
  02/13/18
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umber legal warrant
  02/13/18
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Stubborn center
  02/13/18
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ruby submissive set prole
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Tan Hall
  02/13/18
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Lascivious Degenerate
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
Heady alpha
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
Heady alpha
  02/13/18
...
Stubborn center
  02/13/18
...
Fat Teddy
  10/02/25
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
domesticated heaven
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
wonderful ivory ticket booth
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
Outnumbered marketing idea
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
electric kitchen
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
floppy azure piazza
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Stubborn center
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie
  02/13/18
...
lavender depressive roast beef
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
floppy azure piazza
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
crawly legend really tough guy
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
floppy azure piazza
  02/13/18
180
crawly legend really tough guy
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
crawly legend really tough guy
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
umber legal warrant
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
Irradiated mustard station digit ratio
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
pontificating wagecucks
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
Pale stimulating scourge upon the earth
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
ruby submissive set prole
  02/13/18
...
Razzle new version
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
drab charismatic theater stage
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
floppy azure piazza
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
drab charismatic theater stage
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie
  02/13/18
...
umber legal warrant
  02/13/18
...
drab charismatic theater stage
  02/13/18
lol
Glassy flirting blood rage university
  02/13/18
...
ruby submissive set prole
  02/13/18
...
Fishy location
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
wonderful ivory ticket booth
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
marvelous step-uncle's house
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
umber legal warrant
  02/13/18
All of the above.
histrionic multi-billionaire
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
Outnumbered marketing idea
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
swashbuckling yellow institution
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
Glassy flirting blood rage university
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Razzle new version
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
Drunken personal credit line
  02/16/18
Turn gay
vermilion hairraiser state
  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: floppy azure piazza

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: comical jewess

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: curious blue preventive strike

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Flushed Pocket Flask

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: 180 seedy point

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: comical jewess

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Stubborn center

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: comical jewess

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Stubborn center

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: comical jewess

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: umber legal warrant

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: offensive forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Stubborn center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: domesticated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: crawly legend really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Degenerate

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: crawly legend really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: umber legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Stubborn center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: ruby submissive set prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Tan Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Lascivious Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Heady alpha

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Heady alpha

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Stubborn center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394349)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fat Teddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#49320749)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: domesticated heaven

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: wonderful ivory ticket booth

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Outnumbered marketing idea

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: electric kitchen

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: floppy azure piazza

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Stubborn center

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: lavender depressive roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: floppy azure piazza

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: crawly legend really tough guy

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: floppy azure piazza

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: crawly legend really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: crawly legend really tough guy

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: umber legal warrant

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Irradiated mustard station digit ratio

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: pontificating wagecucks

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Pale stimulating scourge upon the earth

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: ruby submissive set prole

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Razzle new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: drab charismatic theater stage

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: floppy azure piazza

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: drab charismatic theater stage

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle henna market selfie

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: umber legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: drab charismatic theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Glassy flirting blood rage university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: ruby submissive set prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Fishy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: wonderful ivory ticket booth

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: umber legal warrant

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: histrionic multi-billionaire

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered marketing idea

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling yellow institution

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Glassy flirting blood rage university

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Razzle new version

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Drunken personal credit line

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: vermilion hairraiser state

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2E#44679825)