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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
racy travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
White personal credit line spot
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
dark adulterous principal's office pervert
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Trip coral parlor
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Twinkling Marvelous Halford Laser Beams
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Curious queen of the night
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
jade stock car
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
fluffy church building
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
lascivious alcoholic institution
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Carmine deer antler
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
anal odious tattoo den
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Dashing ivory lay regret
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Filthy Parlour
  06/30/25
cr
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
lascivious alcoholic institution
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Vigorous Pearly Locus
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
anal odious tattoo den
  06/30/25
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Bespoke round eye
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Filthy Parlour
  06/30/25
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slimy office
  07/01/25
*bussy
beta fragrant rigor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Curious queen of the night
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
irradiated carnelian blood rage boltzmann
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
glassy church police squad
  06/30/25
fuck
concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
irradiated carnelian blood rage boltzmann
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
racy travel guidebook
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Vigorous Pearly Locus
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
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arousing disrespectful people who are hurt
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
house-broken self-centered step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
vermilion pozpig
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Nofapping well-lubricated mad cow disease lodge
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
vermilion pozpig
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Bespoke round eye
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
vermilion pozpig
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
exciting casino degenerate
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Excitant overrated national security agency potus
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
crawly lime box office
  06/30/25
tcr
Bespoke round eye
  07/01/25
just jump
Bat-shit-crazy Massive Hall
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
costumed resort
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Poppy Splenetic Station
  06/30/25
wow
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
electric gay field death wish
  06/30/25
JFC man
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
fluffy church building
  06/30/25
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Bat-shit-crazy Massive Hall
  06/30/25
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concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig
  06/30/25
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anal odious tattoo den
  06/30/25
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Laughsome garrison
  06/30/25
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diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Excitant overrated national security agency potus
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
crawly lime box office
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
house-broken self-centered step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Galvanic university bbw
  07/01/25
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slimy office
  07/01/25
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impertinent ticket booth french chef
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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balding boyish mexican forum
  07/01/25
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dark adulterous principal's office pervert
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Twinkling Marvelous Halford Laser Beams
  06/30/25
bro
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
crawly lime box office
  06/30/25
lol
Bespoke round eye
  07/01/25
...
indecent plum old irish cottage
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
pontificating outnumbered son of senegal
  06/30/25
jfc
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
lascivious alcoholic institution
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Laughsome garrison
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Bespoke round eye
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
pontificating outnumbered son of senegal
  07/01/25
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Nofapping well-lubricated mad cow disease lodge
  07/01/25
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diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
balding boyish mexican forum
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Topaz bawdyhouse ratface
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Vigorous Pearly Locus
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig
  06/30/25
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Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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sapphire adventurous fanboi space
  07/01/25
lol
Bespoke round eye
  07/01/25
...
Bat-shit-crazy Massive Hall
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Big Boiling Water
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
arrogant sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Heady bossy property mother
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Comical pea-brained trailer park
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
hateful library international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
sapphire adventurous fanboi space
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Zombie-like rehab
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Bespoke round eye
  07/01/25
...
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
slimy office
  07/01/25
😟
Impressive Site Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
...
beady-eyed whorehouse
  07/01/25
holy shit
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
sapphire adventurous fanboi space
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Emerald Thriller Hunting Ground Location
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
balding boyish mexican forum
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Curious queen of the night
  07/01/25
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Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
balding boyish mexican forum
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
balding boyish mexican forum
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Poppy Splenetic Station
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Curious queen of the night
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
dull spectacular school cafeteria
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
slimy office
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
razzle-dazzle internal respiration
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
...
Poppy Splenetic Station
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Unholy twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
...
diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma
  07/06/25
lol
Bespoke round eye
  07/07/25
wow
Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: racy travel guidebook

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: White personal credit line spot

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: dark adulterous principal's office pervert

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Trip coral parlor

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Twinkling Marvelous Halford Laser Beams

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Curious queen of the night

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: jade stock car

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fluffy church building

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lascivious alcoholic institution

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Carmine deer antler

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: anal odious tattoo den

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Dashing ivory lay regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Filthy Parlour

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious alcoholic institution

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Pearly Locus

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: anal odious tattoo den

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Filthy Parlour

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: slimy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: beta fragrant rigor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Curious queen of the night

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian blood rage boltzmann

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: glassy church police squad

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian blood rage boltzmann

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: racy travel guidebook

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Pearly Locus

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: arousing disrespectful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: house-broken self-centered step-uncle's house

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: vermilion pozpig

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Nofapping well-lubricated mad cow disease lodge

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: vermilion pozpig

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: vermilion pozpig

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: exciting casino degenerate

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Excitant overrated national security agency potus

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: crawly lime box office

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Massive Hall

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: costumed resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Poppy Splenetic Station

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: electric gay field death wish

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fluffy church building

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Massive Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: anal odious tattoo den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Laughsome garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Excitant overrated national security agency potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: crawly lime box office

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: house-broken self-centered step-uncle's house

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Galvanic university bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: slimy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: impertinent ticket booth french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good theatre toaster

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: balding boyish mexican forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: dark adulterous principal's office pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Twinkling Marvelous Halford Laser Beams

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: crawly lime box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: indecent plum old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: pontificating outnumbered son of senegal

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lascivious alcoholic institution

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Laughsome garrison

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: pontificating outnumbered son of senegal

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Nofapping well-lubricated mad cow disease lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: balding boyish mexican forum

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Topaz bawdyhouse ratface

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Vigorous Pearly Locus

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing sandwich filthpig

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous fanboi space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Massive Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Big Boiling Water

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: arrogant sweet tailpipe

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Heady bossy property mother

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Comical pea-brained trailer park

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: hateful library international law enforcement agency

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sapphire adventurous fanboi space

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like rehab

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: slimy office

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Impressive Site Gay Wizard

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sapphire adventurous fanboi space

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Emerald Thriller Hunting Ground Location

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: balding boyish mexican forum

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Curious queen of the night

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: balding boyish mexican forum

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: balding boyish mexican forum

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Poppy Splenetic Station

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Curious queen of the night

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: dull spectacular school cafeteria

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: slimy office

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Poppy Splenetic Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Unholy twinkling uncleanness

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: diverse chocolate community account friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Bespoke round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Sticky orchestra pit haunted graveyard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)