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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
outnumbered nowag resort
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
outnumbered nowag resort
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Salmon twisted brunch
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Rough-skinned bateful house
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arrogant yapping travel guidebook
  07/06/25
18000000000000
low-t underhanded party of the first part blood rage
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Soul-stirring son of senegal church
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Salmon twisted brunch
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flirting gas station boistinker
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wonderful affirmative action place of business
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diverse location
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Talented indigo heaven boiling water
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Excitant Slimy Antidepressant Drug Hall
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Dun messiness
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Sickened puppy becky
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nofapping theater stage mediation
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Electric costumed fat ankles
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olive abusive athletic conference senate
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Soul-stirring son of senegal church
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
outnumbered nowag resort
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Soul-stirring son of senegal church
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Soul-stirring son of senegal church
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
outnumbered nowag resort
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Soul-stirring son of senegal church
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
slippery garnet cuck hunting ground
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Soul-stirring son of senegal church
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Heady Skinny Woman
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
racy karate school
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olive abusive athletic conference senate
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
wonderful affirmative action place of business
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
house-broken keepsake machete step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Anal Sepia Bawdyhouse Crotch
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Talented indigo heaven boiling water
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
slippery garnet cuck hunting ground
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
slippery garnet cuck hunting ground
  07/07/25
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Dun messiness
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Anal Sepia Bawdyhouse Crotch
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
slippery garnet cuck hunting ground
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Dun messiness
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Dun messiness
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Dun messiness
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency
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wonderful affirmative action place of business
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Dun messiness
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Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Up-to-no-good mauve locale stain
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Soul-stirring son of senegal church
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Dun messiness
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Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Deranged lake stock car stead
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Grizzly motley crackhouse
  07/11/25
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Rough-skinned bateful house
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
razzle-dazzle yellow useless brakes jewess
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: outnumbered nowag resort

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: outnumbered nowag resort

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Salmon twisted brunch

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: arrogant yapping travel guidebook



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: low-t underhanded party of the first part blood rage

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring son of senegal church



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Salmon twisted brunch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: flirting gas station boistinker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: wonderful affirmative action place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: diverse location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Talented indigo heaven boiling water



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Excitant Slimy Antidepressant Drug Hall



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Dun messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Sickened puppy becky



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: nofapping theater stage mediation



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Grizzly motley crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bonkers lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Electric costumed fat ankles



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: olive abusive athletic conference senate



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring son of senegal church

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: outnumbered nowag resort

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring son of senegal church

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring son of senegal church

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: outnumbered nowag resort

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring son of senegal church

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: slippery garnet cuck hunting ground

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring son of senegal church

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Heady Skinny Woman

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: racy karate school

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: olive abusive athletic conference senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: wonderful affirmative action place of business

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: house-broken keepsake machete step-uncle's house

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Anal Sepia Bawdyhouse Crotch

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Talented indigo heaven boiling water

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: slippery garnet cuck hunting ground

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: slippery garnet cuck hunting ground

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Dun messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Anal Sepia Bawdyhouse Crotch

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: slippery garnet cuck hunting ground

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Dun messiness

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Dun messiness

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Dun messiness

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling international law enforcement agency

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: wonderful affirmative action place of business



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dun messiness

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good mauve locale stain

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring son of senegal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Dun messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Deranged lake stock car stead

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Grizzly motley crackhouse

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bateful house



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle yellow useless brakes jewess

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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