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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
lake partner
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Excitant chestnut death wish
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
pale state
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
lake partner
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
cocky dingle berry
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
lake partner
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Thriller Garnet Telephone School Cafeteria
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
Impressive doctorate locale
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
lake partner
  04/28/21
...
Harsh corn cake cumskin
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
cocky dingle berry
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
lake partner
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Offensive vengeful kitchen
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Excitant chestnut death wish
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
emerald medicated legend
  04/27/21
...
mauve razzle-dazzle main people
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
Obsidian Narrow-minded Point
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
cocky dingle berry
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Obsidian Narrow-minded Point
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
bearded step-uncle's house
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
emerald medicated legend
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
high-end aquamarine lay potus
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
lake partner
  04/27/21
...
Startled Pungent Ape
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
Mustard rambunctious whorehouse
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
lake partner
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Gay Mewling Pocket Flask Faggotry
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
lake partner
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
Mustard rambunctious whorehouse
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Thriller Garnet Telephone School Cafeteria
  08/15/22
...
milky national selfie
  05/12/24
...
Swashbuckling flickering voyeur stock car
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
alcoholic sepia cuckoldry nibblets
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
lake partner
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
turquoise elite stage
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
lake partner
  04/27/21
...
Curious background story gaming laptop
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
dark theatre tattoo
  08/15/22
...
emerald medicated legend
  08/15/22
...
lake partner
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
filthy haunted graveyard
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
lake partner
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Shimmering forum codepig
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
emerald medicated legend
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
heady ratface headpube
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
lake partner
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Harsh corn cake cumskin
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
violent spruce trust fund church building
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
lake partner
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
Impressive doctorate locale
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
high-end aquamarine lay potus
  04/28/21
lol
emerald medicated legend
  08/15/22
lol
ultramarine theater stage old irish cottage
  08/15/22
...
razzle reading party
  11/02/25
...
lake partner
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Excitant chestnut death wish
  08/15/22
...
maroon glittery ticket booth
  08/15/22
...
lake partner
  02/07/24
...
Topaz incel
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
maroon glittery ticket booth
  08/16/22
...
lake partner
  05/12/24
We survived.
Harsh corn cake cumskin
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
emerald medicated legend
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
big bawdyhouse private investor
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home Lettuce
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
Vermilion Impertinent Brethren Crackhouse
  05/12/24
...
lake partner
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
amethyst insecure casino
  11/17/24
Breakfast reminder
lake partner
  11/02/25


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: lake partner

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Excitant chestnut death wish

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: pale state

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: lake partner

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: cocky dingle berry

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: lake partner

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Thriller Garnet Telephone School Cafeteria

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Impressive doctorate locale

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: lake partner

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Harsh corn cake cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: cocky dingle berry

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: lake partner

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Offensive vengeful kitchen

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Excitant chestnut death wish

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: emerald medicated legend

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: mauve razzle-dazzle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Obsidian Narrow-minded Point

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: cocky dingle berry

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Obsidian Narrow-minded Point

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: bearded step-uncle's house

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: emerald medicated legend

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: high-end aquamarine lay potus

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: lake partner

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Startled Pungent Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Mustard rambunctious whorehouse

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: lake partner

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Gay Mewling Pocket Flask Faggotry

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: lake partner

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Mustard rambunctious whorehouse

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Thriller Garnet Telephone School Cafeteria

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: milky national selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling flickering voyeur stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: alcoholic sepia cuckoldry nibblets

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: lake partner

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: turquoise elite stage

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: lake partner

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Curious background story gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: dark theatre tattoo

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: emerald medicated legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: lake partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: filthy haunted graveyard

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: lake partner

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Shimmering forum codepig

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: emerald medicated legend

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: heady ratface headpube

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: lake partner

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Harsh corn cake cumskin

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: violent spruce trust fund church building

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: lake partner

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Impressive doctorate locale

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: high-end aquamarine lay potus

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: emerald medicated legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: ultramarine theater stage old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: razzle reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: lake partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Excitant chestnut death wish

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: maroon glittery ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: lake partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Topaz incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: maroon glittery ticket booth

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: lake partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Harsh corn cake cumskin

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: emerald medicated legend

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse private investor

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home Lettuce

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: Vermilion Impertinent Brethren Crackhouse

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: lake partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2E#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: amethyst insecure casino

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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: lake partner

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