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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Flirting Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Cracking Adulterous Party Of The First Part



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Spectacular library ceo



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: aquamarine harsh university brethren



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Comical stead reading party



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: bronze hairraiser stage karate

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Lemon Dilemma



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Flirting Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: cobalt demanding office nibblets

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: cyan bisexual spot

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: diverse slap-happy bawdyhouse half-breed

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: curious disturbing candlestick maker police squad



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: primrose embarrassed to the bone church building multi-billionaire



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: bearded citrine site

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: useless becky really tough guy



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: dashing area roommate

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Flirting Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: dashing area roommate



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: dashing area roommate

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: White Shrine Useless Brakes

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: dashing area roommate

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: White Shrine Useless Brakes

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: low-t appetizing keepsake machete garrison

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: purple depressive

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Henna Odious Forum Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: dashing area roommate



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted ratface



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: dashing area roommate



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: purple depressive

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic public bath



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Twinkling doobsian dysfunction

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: purple depressive

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: low-t appetizing keepsake machete garrison



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: provocative magical prole



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: puce contagious chad casino

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: crawly chartreuse den



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: dashing area roommate



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Garnet Corner

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: dashing area roommate



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Garnet Corner

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: French Lascivious Boiling Water Incel

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cruise Ship Alpha

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: jet bat shit crazy mental disorder



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cruise Ship Alpha

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: French Lascivious Boiling Water Incel



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Confused red circlehead

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Flirting Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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