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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Nofapping immigrant ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: aromatic bawdyhouse place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: spectacular market My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Marvelous arrogant box office "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Up-to-no-good pink boistinker skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Marvelous arrogant box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43525672) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: naked self-absorbed headpube black woman I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: naked self-absorbed headpube black woman our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: vermilion milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: wonderful party of the first part resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Transparent sanctuary friendly grandma aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac menage Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Pearl set jap Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: cyan giraffe stock car Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac menage Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: big-titted church generalized bond It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: aromatic bawdyhouse place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Multi-colored Toaster [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: big-titted church generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: big-titted church generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Pearly rigpig garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Zippy glittery den *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Zippy glittery den *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Zippy glittery den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Zippy glittery den o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: milky stirring house gaping <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |