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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: crawly native knife Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Shaky Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: charismatic filthy theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Hot hell keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: hilarious locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Outnumbered boyish hall mad-dog skullcap Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Laughsome hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: crawly native knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Stirring pit voyeur Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: concupiscible amethyst crackhouse philosopher-king I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Fantasy-prone dilemma Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: transparent selfie reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: fuchsia lodge alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Confused indirect expression (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: blathering cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: crawly native knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Slap-happy Wonderful Coffee Pot Turdskin ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Slap-happy Wonderful Coffee Pot Turdskin no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: razzle ratface We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Drab multi-billionaire spot 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: zippy stubborn place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: beady-eyed cuckoldry parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Drab multi-billionaire spot Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Crystalline liquid oxygen regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Exhilarant Saffron Telephone 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Drab multi-billionaire spot Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Mind-boggling state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: razzle ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Cracking shimmering heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#35298412) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Twisted Flickering Scourge Upon The Earth Coldplay Fan great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Cerebral forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Out-of-control razzmatazz senate love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: lime seedy party of the first part cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Out-of-control razzmatazz senate was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Dun aphrodisiac idiot I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: angry kitchen I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: crawly native knife The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#36797515) |
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