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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: White lay weed whacker

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Sapphire Razzle Mother

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: exhilarant orange locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: dark masturbator

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: hateful snowy kitchen



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: charismatic psychic senate



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: mauve adulterous church building



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Big Death Wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: overrated field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: overrated field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Sapphire Razzle Mother



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: burgundy pit mood

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: burgundy pit mood

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: overrated field



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Bright market wrinkle

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: exhilarant orange locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: slimy stirring gas station



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like location immigrant



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: duck-like amethyst doctorate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle coldplay fan



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: talented lemon corn cake ticket booth

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: talented lemon corn cake ticket booth

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: talented lemon corn cake ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: copper sandwich parlor

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: buff mind-boggling address

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: topaz exciting lettuce

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: talented lemon corn cake ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: slimy stirring gas station



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: duck-like amethyst doctorate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: rusted splenetic stag film



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: dashing love of her life famous landscape painting



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Supple Gold Casino

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: slimy stirring gas station

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: burgundy pit mood



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: overrated field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: copper sandwich parlor

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Trip Gay Wizard

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode dysfunction



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: medicated church

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: exhilarant orange locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Very tactful fantasy-prone tanning salon black woman

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2E#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: talented lemon corn cake ticket booth

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: copper sandwich parlor

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: hateful snowy kitchen



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: slimy stirring gas station

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: impressive rehab juggernaut

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Maniacal Comical Parlour

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: lake cuckold

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Brindle Demanding Associate Sanctuary

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Low-t Corner Haunted Graveyard

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like location immigrant

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Sienna principal's office french chef

180

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