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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Titillating Elastic Band Market | 12/16/25 |
| Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life | 12/16/25 |
| Titillating Elastic Band Market | 12/16/25 |
| Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life | 12/16/25 |
| Titillating Elastic Band Market | 12/16/25 |
| Demanding Plaza | 12/20/25 |
| massive dull casino | 12/19/25 |
| lascivious low-t library juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| clear talented psychic | 12/19/25 |
| Titillating Elastic Band Market | 12/20/25 |
| clear talented psychic | 12/20/25 |
| lascivious low-t library juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Aphrodisiac carnelian round eye | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious low-t library juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Aphrodisiac carnelian round eye | 12/22/25 |
| khaki bat shit crazy pistol | 12/16/25 |
| Titillating Elastic Band Market | 12/16/25 |
| khaki bat shit crazy pistol | 12/16/25 |
| Galvanic degenerate | 12/16/25 |
| Godawful dog poop | 12/19/25 |
| Galvanic degenerate | 12/19/25 |
| Deranged stage | 12/20/25 |
| Fear-inspiring rose sound barrier legend | 12/16/25 |
| violet twisted jewess | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious low-t library juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Silver University Laser Beams | 12/20/25 |
| Thriller Bossy Bawdyhouse | 12/16/25 |
| Vermilion Violent Tanning Salon | 12/20/25 |
| Thriller Bossy Bawdyhouse | 12/23/25 |
| Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious low-t library juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit | 12/21/25 |
| Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life | 12/16/25 |
| Silver University Laser Beams | 12/16/25 |
| Thriller Bossy Bawdyhouse | 12/19/25 |
| Silver University Laser Beams | 12/19/25 |
| iridescent exciting resort | 12/19/25 |
| cyan hissy fit brunch | 12/19/25 |
| Titillating Elastic Band Market | 12/19/25 |
| sexy hall philosopher-king | 12/19/25 |
| sexy hall philosopher-king | 12/19/25 |
| Multi-colored church lettuce | 12/19/25 |
| cyan hissy fit brunch | 12/19/25 |
| charismatic volcanic crater kitchen | 12/19/25 |
| Aphrodisiac carnelian round eye | 12/19/25 |
| Demanding Plaza | 12/20/25 |
| coral irradiated lay | 12/22/25 |
| Dashing embarrassed to the bone corner | 12/19/25 |
| Opaque stimulating principal's office voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| motley milky boistinker forum | 12/19/25 |
| Silver University Laser Beams | 12/19/25 |
| motley milky boistinker forum | 12/19/25 |
| diverse flirting set son of senegal | 12/20/25 |
| submissive wild business firm tattoo | 12/19/25 |
| Wine nudist mother internal respiration | 12/19/25 |
| khaki bat shit crazy pistol | 12/19/25 |
| crimson immigrant location | 12/20/25 |
| aromatic sanctuary | 12/19/25 |
| Godawful dog poop | 12/19/25 |
| elite clown rigpig | 12/19/25 |
| soul-stirring trump supporter | 12/20/25 |
| alcoholic kitty | 12/20/25 |
| Silver University Laser Beams | 12/20/25 |
| lascivious low-t library juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| crimson immigrant location | 12/20/25 |
| passionate unholy new version office | 12/20/25 |
| Floppy insecure site hunting ground | 12/20/25 |
| Opaque stimulating principal's office voyeur | 12/20/25 |
| passionate unholy new version office | 12/21/25 |
| sexy hall philosopher-king | 12/20/25 |
| Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| clear talented psychic | 12/21/25 |
| Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit | 12/22/25 |
| clear talented psychic | 12/23/25 |
| Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit | 12/23/25 |
| Fragrant soggy indian lodge | 12/22/25 |
| Deranged stage | 12/22/25 |
| Deranged stage | 12/23/25 |
| Dun Den | 12/22/25 |
| coral irradiated lay | 12/22/25 |
| Fuchsia Cracking Personal Credit Line Hospital | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Titillating Elastic Band Market 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Titillating Elastic Band Market lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Titillating Elastic Band Market You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Demanding Plaza Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: massive dull casino It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: lascivious low-t library juggernaut Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: clear talented psychic You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Titillating Elastic Band Market brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: clear talented psychic glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: lascivious low-t library juggernaut You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Aphrodisiac carnelian round eye $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: lascivious low-t library juggernaut Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Aphrodisiac carnelian round eye thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: khaki bat shit crazy pistol 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Titillating Elastic Band Market ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: khaki bat shit crazy pistol investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Galvanic degenerate $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Godawful dog poop I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Galvanic degenerate good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Deranged stage $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Fear-inspiring rose sound barrier legend six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: violet twisted jewess 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: lascivious low-t library juggernaut Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Silver University Laser Beams what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Thriller Bossy Bawdyhouse 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Vermilion Violent Tanning Salon me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Thriller Bossy Bawdyhouse It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: lascivious low-t library juggernaut the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Exhilarant apoplectic death wish goal in life I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Silver University Laser Beams mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Thriller Bossy Bawdyhouse In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Silver University Laser Beams yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: iridescent exciting resort Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: cyan hissy fit brunch 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Titillating Elastic Band Market fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: sexy hall philosopher-king A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: sexy hall philosopher-king OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Multi-colored church lettuce A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: cyan hissy fit brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: charismatic volcanic crater kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Aphrodisiac carnelian round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Demanding Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: coral irradiated lay Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Dashing embarrassed to the bone corner $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Opaque stimulating principal's office voyeur can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: motley milky boistinker forum Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Silver University Laser Beams nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: motley milky boistinker forum Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: diverse flirting set son of senegal You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: submissive wild business firm tattoo Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Wine nudist mother internal respiration Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: khaki bat shit crazy pistol damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: crimson immigrant location Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: aromatic sanctuary Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Godawful dog poop 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: elite clown rigpig Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: alcoholic kitty 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Silver University Laser Beams 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: lascivious low-t library juggernaut Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: crimson immigrant location 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: passionate unholy new version office literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Floppy insecure site hunting ground I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Opaque stimulating principal's office voyeur so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: passionate unholy new version office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: sexy hall philosopher-king 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: clear talented psychic how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: clear talented psychic 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Angry kink-friendly place of business orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Fragrant soggy indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Deranged stage Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Deranged stage $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Dun Den $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: coral irradiated lay I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Fuchsia Cracking Personal Credit Line Hospital 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2E#49598250) |