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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
glittery wild striped hyena
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
hot yellow abode idiot
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
glittery wild striped hyena
  07/26/25
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ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen
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chest-beating alpha
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
unhinged cocky puppy wrinkle
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
glittery wild striped hyena
  07/26/25
At a bar
cracking orange point azn
  07/26/25
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Underhanded kitchen really tough guy
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Abnormal flickering crackhouse mexican
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glittery wild striped hyena
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mind-boggling greedy piazza
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Topaz Parlor
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razzle-dazzle range
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Red cerebral corner bbw
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Alcoholic Claret Pisswyrm
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Hideous soggy heaven
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Indigo native generalized bond
  07/26/25
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hot yellow abode idiot
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Adulterous jew brethren
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
glittery wild striped hyena
  07/26/25
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hot yellow abode idiot
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Adulterous jew brethren
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
I know what to say
zippy infuriating principal's office
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
glittery wild striped hyena
  07/27/25
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multi-colored cerise hairy legs
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Sienna electric furnace cruise ship
  07/26/25
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ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Twinkling hateful national security agency black woman
  07/26/25
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Topaz Parlor
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
dull property
  07/26/25
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mind-boggling greedy piazza
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
aromatic love of her life
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Topaz Parlor
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
glittery wild striped hyena
  07/26/25
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hot yellow abode idiot
  07/26/25
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Umber resort athletic conference
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
hot yellow abode idiot
  07/26/25
(who did it)
fuchsia blood rage
  07/26/25
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ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
talented bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Exhilarant high-end son of senegal home
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
cyan painfully honest indirect expression area
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: glittery wild striped hyena

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: hot yellow abode idiot

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: glittery wild striped hyena

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: chest-beating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: unhinged cocky puppy wrinkle

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: glittery wild striped hyena

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: cracking orange point azn

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: pale address juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated smoky nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Underhanded kitchen really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Clear Sandwich Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Odious elite temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Abnormal flickering crackhouse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: glittery wild striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling greedy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Topaz Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Red cerebral corner bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic Claret Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Hideous soggy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Indigo native generalized bond

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: hot yellow abode idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Adulterous jew brethren

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: glittery wild striped hyena

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: hot yellow abode idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Adulterous jew brethren

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: zippy infuriating principal's office

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: glittery wild striped hyena

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Sienna electric furnace cruise ship

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Twinkling hateful national security agency black woman

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Topaz Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: dull property

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling greedy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: aromatic love of her life

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Topaz Parlor

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: glittery wild striped hyena

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: hot yellow abode idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Umber resort athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: hot yellow abode idiot

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: fuchsia blood rage

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: ungodly plum antidepressant drug liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: talented bawdyhouse

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant high-end son of senegal home

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: cyan painfully honest indirect expression area

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134975)