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Protestant theology is so retarded it's unbelievable

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excitant place of business toaster
  07/28/25
taking Qs
Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin
  07/28/25
Why are you gay
excitant place of business toaster
  07/28/25
u hit the nail on the head
Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin
  07/28/25
that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers ...
Ruby volcanic crater market
  07/28/25
Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guy...
Onyx school cafeteria son of senegal
  07/28/25
(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)
disgusting infuriating round eye plaza
  07/28/25
it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and p...
carnelian cracking address
  07/28/25
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Onyx school cafeteria son of senegal
  07/28/25
it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spen...
flushed brunch
  07/28/25
They all act like toddlers
excitant place of business toaster
  07/28/25
yeah but that's preferable sometimes Catholics are made Old...
flushed brunch
  07/28/25
brutal
Ruby volcanic crater market
  07/28/25
not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL
flushed brunch
  07/28/25
They just read the Bible literally and discard everything el...
federal ivory location national security agency
  07/28/25
the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference ...
Onyx school cafeteria son of senegal
  07/28/25
Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism The Amish are ...
flushed brunch
  07/28/25
yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad categ...
Ruby volcanic crater market
  07/28/25
Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 100...
Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin
  07/28/25
So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO th...
Mischievous nofapping juggernaut
  07/29/25
as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because ...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
very confusing post!
Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin
  07/28/25
do you have even the slightest understanding of the history ...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by chur...
Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin
  07/28/25
protestants typically played defense in european religious w...
flushed brunch
  07/30/25
based if true
carnelian cracking address
  07/28/25
you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the sa...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
correct
carnelian cracking address
  07/28/25
but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer careful...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
yes if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and sh...
carnelian cracking address
  07/28/25
but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mo...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
you're a dumb kike
carnelian cracking address
  07/28/25
I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mort...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I A...
Geriatric magenta legend
  07/29/25
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smoky public bath messiness
  07/29/25
easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated l...
flushed brunch
  07/28/25
yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chan...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy me...
flushed brunch
  07/28/25
and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they ...
Odious light karate
  07/28/25
Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can &l...
Cyan beady-eyed set
  07/28/25
Great neg
excitant place of business toaster
  07/28/25
...
Ruby volcanic crater market
  07/28/25
https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406
Ruby volcanic crater market
  07/29/25
@grok what are people arguing about itt
excitant place of business toaster
  07/29/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: excitant place of business toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139055)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin

taking Qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139060)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: excitant place of business toaster

Why are you gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139063)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin

u hit the nail on the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139068)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Ruby volcanic crater market

that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139061)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Onyx school cafeteria son of senegal

Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guys take something that's already impossible boring (religion) and make it even more boring. It's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139066)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: disgusting infuriating round eye plaza

(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139078)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: carnelian cracking address

it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and preclude the discussion of them being interloping jews that are only there to mooch off of White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139103)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Onyx school cafeteria son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139115)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: flushed brunch

it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spend their entire lives in the Land of the Lotus-Eaters debating ecumenical niggles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139067)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: excitant place of business toaster

They all act like toddlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139075)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: flushed brunch

yeah but that's preferable sometimes

Catholics are made Old too fast and they get all of these weird neuroses and hang-ups from it. Lex is a Catholic of this stripe imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139102)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ruby volcanic crater market

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139135)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: flushed brunch

not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139138)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: federal ivory location national security agency

They just read the Bible literally and discard everything else, and they worship money and Jews

Pretty simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139113)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Onyx school cafeteria son of senegal

the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference between catholicism and protestantism. Money that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139120)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: flushed brunch

Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism

The Amish are protestants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139121)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ruby volcanic crater market

yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad category and it's just low IQ to stereotype them unironically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139131)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin

Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 1000000k Megatelaboomermall chuchmos, African Charismatic Anglicans, Snake-Pwning Pentecostals, etc

reducing “Protestantism” to a single idea or ethos is braindead thinking, usually in the mode of apologetics of some form or other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139144)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Mischievous nofapping juggernaut

So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO thufuisticcated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49140253)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Odious light karate

as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because somebody thinks Jesus and God have the same nature? Yeah, real retarded as compared to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139127)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin

very confusing post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139146)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Odious light karate

do you have even the slightest understanding of the history of the church or the various heresies they decided warranted mass bloodshed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139152)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Thriller Indirect Expression Foreskin

yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by church or state where directed/coerced by church

but not sure protestants across the board get high marks here, only anabaptists in the polemical period you’re harkening back to get an A for discipleship on this, and the “obscure” point of Christ’s divinity is sort of a key point for all Christians that take any aspect of the substantive faith seriously so kind of a weird point to emphasize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139197)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: flushed brunch

protestants typically played defense in european religious wars imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49143414)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: carnelian cracking address

based if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139148)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Odious light karate

you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the same nature, but they are the same, but different if you use certain words, and those really, really fucking matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139155)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: carnelian cracking address

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139158)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Odious light karate

but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139163)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: carnelian cracking address

yes

if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and should go to hell forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139170)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Odious light karate

but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mortal men? I will kill you over this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139176)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: carnelian cracking address

you're a dumb kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139181)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Odious light karate

I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mortal nature for all of eternity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139183)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Geriatric magenta legend

Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I AM." This is an allusion to God referring to himself as I AM when he revealed himself to Moses, and denotes the axiomatic, beginningless existence of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49140207)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: smoky public bath messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49140224)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: flushed brunch

easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated late modernity to say as we can't even imagine the strength of conviction needed to murder another man over somewhat minor doctrinal disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139161)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Odious light karate

yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chant the right thing is credited if you're a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139164)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: flushed brunch

no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139167)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Odious light karate

and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they were either just putting atheists into the papacy or burning down villages to enforce the edicts of that atheist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139180)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Cyan beady-eyed set

Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can “yes” and “no” as to what is acceptable. Religions need an umpire. You begin with Lutheranism then you get Calvinism and Anglicanism and now so many you can’t count them. Compare to the Catholic Church, with all its scandal, flawed popes, lost wars, it still has a thriving core component after 20 centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139182)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: excitant place of business toaster

Great neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139187)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Ruby volcanic crater market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139195)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Ruby volcanic crater market

https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49139919)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: excitant place of business toaster

@grok what are people arguing about itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2E#49141440)