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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Supple Misunderstood Hell Cuck
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
azure hissy fit circlehead
  04/24/26
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Brilliant Step-uncle's House Patrolman
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Lascivious Twinkling Stag Film Useless Brakes
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
canary well-lubricated institution gaming laptop
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Beady-eyed Location
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
canary well-lubricated institution gaming laptop
  04/24/26
Link?
Beady-eyed Location
  04/24/26
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif
Supple Misunderstood Hell Cuck
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
walnut coffee pot
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
coral roast beef
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
walnut coffee pot
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
laughsome deer antler
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Flickering candlestick maker yarmulke
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Erotic blue incel
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Milky Legal Warrant
  04/24/26
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vibrant medicated spot
  04/24/26
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embarrassed to the bone cordovan stage
  04/24/26
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vibrant medicated spot
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
coral roast beef
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Lascivious Twinkling Stag Film Useless Brakes
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Supple Misunderstood Hell Cuck

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: azure hissy fit circlehead

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Brilliant Step-uncle's House Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Lascivious Twinkling Stag Film Useless Brakes

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: canary well-lubricated institution gaming laptop

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Location

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: canary well-lubricated institution gaming laptop

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Location

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Supple Misunderstood Hell Cuck

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: walnut coffee pot

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: coral roast beef

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: walnut coffee pot

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome deer antler

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Flickering candlestick maker yarmulke

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Erotic blue incel

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Milky Legal Warrant

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: vibrant medicated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cordovan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: vibrant medicated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: coral roast beef

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Lascivious Twinkling Stag Film Useless Brakes

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839738)