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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Aquamarine spectacular feces
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Startling Forum Athletic Conference
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Red Mood Preventive Strike
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Startling Forum Athletic Conference
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
fighting contagious stead affirmative action
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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Startling Forum Athletic Conference
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
fighting contagious stead affirmative action
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Lime heady national
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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provocative locus dingle berry
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Rose french chef resort
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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Startling Forum Athletic Conference
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Carnelian erotic boltzmann theater stage
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Startling Forum Athletic Conference
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
marvelous base
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Burgundy point
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular feces

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Startling Forum Athletic Conference

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular feces

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Red Mood Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise beta turdskin place of business

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular feces

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Comical magical principal's office nibblets

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Ebony heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Stimulating bronze stage legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Hilarious aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Haunting university hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Dun Maniacal Locale Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Chrome stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: provocative locus dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Rose french chef resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: seedy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Citrine electric goyim site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Cobalt Soul-stirring Range Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: thriller address foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Fluffy appetizing menage

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Startling Forum Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fighting contagious stead affirmative action

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular feces

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Startling Forum Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: fighting contagious stead affirmative action

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Lime heady national

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular feces

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Maroon adventurous corner striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: bossy boyish ticket booth toilet seat

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Scarlet cruel-hearted ladyboy

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Rose french chef resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: excitant black friendly grandma

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: provocative locus dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: rambunctious brindle deer antler

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Rose french chef resort

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular feces

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Startling Forum Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Carnelian erotic boltzmann theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Startling Forum Athletic Conference

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: garnet flatulent voyeur

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Vermilion Painfully Honest Ratface Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: marvelous base

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Burgundy point

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: soggy sanctuary sandwich

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2E#49134975)