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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Effete digit ratio
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Scarlet house giraffe
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Grizzly Clown Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
coral razzle half-breed marketing idea
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Alcoholic opaque wagecucks piazza
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
fragrant chapel
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Thriller Hell Internal Respiration
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Brass step-uncle's house affirmative action
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
lake beta institution
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
garnet depressive
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
orchid galvanic stag film death wish
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Mentally Impaired Contagious Dragon Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
glittery indigo stage party of the first part
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Pea-brained Claret Heaven Wrinkle
  06/30/25
cr
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
lake beta institution
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Boyish Community Account National
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Mentally Impaired Contagious Dragon Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
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drab french chef
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
orchid galvanic stag film death wish
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Pea-brained Claret Heaven Wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
avocado floppy stage toilet seat
  07/01/25
*bussy
Medicated gunner
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
fragrant chapel
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Yapping nudist sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Up-to-no-good fat ankles electric furnace
  06/30/25
fuck
orchid galvanic stag film death wish
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Yapping nudist sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Effete digit ratio
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
orchid galvanic stag film death wish
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Boyish Community Account National
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
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Nofapping slap-happy resort jew
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Deranged theater stage patrolman
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Black insane space legend
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
judgmental roast beef headpube
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Black insane space legend
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
drab french chef
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Black insane space legend
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Erotic tanning salon
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Motley partner preventive strike
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Painfully honest 180 theatre tattoo
  06/30/25
tcr
drab french chef
  07/01/25
just jump
vigorous theater
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
...
exciting chartreuse abode
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
domesticated voyeur school
  06/30/25
wow
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Vivacious orchestra pit
  06/30/25
JFC man
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Brass step-uncle's house affirmative action
  06/30/25
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vigorous theater
  06/30/25
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orchid galvanic stag film death wish
  06/30/25
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Mentally Impaired Contagious Dragon Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
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Tan gas station scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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sadistic razzmatazz principal's office
  06/30/25
...
Motley partner preventive strike
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Painfully honest 180 theatre tattoo
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Deranged theater stage patrolman
  06/30/25
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histrionic white base chad
  07/01/25
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avocado floppy stage toilet seat
  07/01/25
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Sickened Faggot Firefighter Casino
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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aromatic pistol
  07/01/25
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Grizzly Clown Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Alcoholic opaque wagecucks piazza
  06/30/25
bro
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
...
Painfully honest 180 theatre tattoo
  06/30/25
lol
drab french chef
  07/01/25
...
Marvelous Menage
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
curious harsh church building
  06/30/25
jfc
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
lake beta institution
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Tan gas station scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
sadistic razzmatazz principal's office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
drab french chef
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
curious harsh church building
  07/01/25
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judgmental roast beef headpube
  07/01/25
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sadistic razzmatazz principal's office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
aromatic pistol
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
rambunctious dead legal warrant
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Boyish Community Account National
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
snowy concupiscible kitty
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
orchid galvanic stag film death wish
  06/30/25
...
snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/01/25
...
Soggy Crystalline Rigpig
  07/01/25
lol
drab french chef
  07/01/25
...
vigorous theater
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
honey-headed big-titted trailer park potus
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
comical center
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Pontificating locus
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
bisexual station international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
hairless startled psychic
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Soggy Crystalline Rigpig
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
multi-colored school cafeteria genital piercing
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
drab french chef
  07/01/25
...
snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
avocado floppy stage toilet seat
  07/01/25
😟
translucent idea he suggested
  07/01/25
...
topaz bateful mediation
  07/01/25
holy shit
snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Soggy Crystalline Rigpig
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
fishy flirting pervert location
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
aromatic pistol
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
fragrant chapel
  07/01/25
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snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
aromatic pistol
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
aromatic pistol
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
domesticated voyeur school
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
fragrant chapel
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Hairraiser immigrant property
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
avocado floppy stage toilet seat
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Cyan kitty cat alpha
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/06/25
...
domesticated voyeur school
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
self-centered electric windowlicker circlehead
  07/06/25
...
sadistic razzmatazz principal's office
  07/06/25
lol
drab french chef
  07/07/25
wow
snowy concupiscible kitty
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Effete digit ratio

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Scarlet house giraffe

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Grizzly Clown Gay Wizard

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: coral razzle half-breed marketing idea

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic opaque wagecucks piazza

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fragrant chapel

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Thriller Hell Internal Respiration

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house affirmative action

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lake beta institution

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: garnet depressive

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: orchid galvanic stag film death wish

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Contagious Dragon Keepsake Machete

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: glittery indigo stage party of the first part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained Claret Heaven Wrinkle

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lake beta institution

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Boyish Community Account National

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Contagious Dragon Keepsake Machete

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: drab french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: orchid galvanic stag film death wish

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained Claret Heaven Wrinkle

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: avocado floppy stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Medicated gunner

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: fragrant chapel

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Yapping nudist sneaky criminal

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fat ankles electric furnace

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: orchid galvanic stag film death wish

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Yapping nudist sneaky criminal

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Effete digit ratio

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: orchid galvanic stag film death wish

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Boyish Community Account National

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Nofapping slap-happy resort jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Deranged theater stage patrolman

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Black insane space legend

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: judgmental roast beef headpube

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Black insane space legend

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: drab french chef

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Black insane space legend

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Erotic tanning salon

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Motley partner preventive strike

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Painfully honest 180 theatre tattoo

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: drab french chef

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: vigorous theater

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: domesticated voyeur school

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Vivacious orchestra pit

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house affirmative action

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vigorous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: orchid galvanic stag film death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Contagious Dragon Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Tan gas station scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sadistic razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Motley partner preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Painfully honest 180 theatre tattoo

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Deranged theater stage patrolman

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: histrionic white base chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: avocado floppy stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sickened Faggot Firefighter Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: House-broken red church volcanic crater

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: aromatic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Clown Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic opaque wagecucks piazza

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Painfully honest 180 theatre tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: drab french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Marvelous Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: curious harsh church building

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lake beta institution

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Tan gas station scourge upon the earth

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sadistic razzmatazz principal's office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: drab french chef

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: curious harsh church building

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: judgmental roast beef headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sadistic razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: aromatic pistol

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: rambunctious dead legal warrant

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Boyish Community Account National

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: orchid galvanic stag film death wish

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Soggy Crystalline Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: drab french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: vigorous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: honey-headed big-titted trailer park potus

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: comical center

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Pontificating locus

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bisexual station international law enforcement agency

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: hairless startled psychic

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Soggy Crystalline Rigpig

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: multi-colored school cafeteria genital piercing

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: drab french chef

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: avocado floppy stage toilet seat

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: translucent idea he suggested

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: topaz bateful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Soggy Crystalline Rigpig

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: fishy flirting pervert location

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: aromatic pistol

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: fragrant chapel

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: aromatic pistol

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: aromatic pistol

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: domesticated voyeur school

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: fragrant chapel

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser immigrant property

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: avocado floppy stage toilet seat

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cyan kitty cat alpha

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: domesticated voyeur school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: self-centered electric windowlicker circlehead

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: sadistic razzmatazz principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: drab french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: snowy concupiscible kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)