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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Flickering sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
racy stage
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Saffron charismatic property half-breed
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Arousing snowy spot puppy
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Titillating windowlicker
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
wild turdskin
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Canary state private investor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
purple concupiscible elastic band
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Motley copper mood persian
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
black dingle berry native
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Electric fantasy-prone church indirect expression
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Disrespectful aphrodisiac ticket booth headpube
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Adulterous ocher partner
  06/30/25
cr
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
purple concupiscible elastic band
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
brilliant shrine
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Electric fantasy-prone church indirect expression
  06/30/25
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Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
black dingle berry native
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Adulterous ocher partner
  06/30/25
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Hairless lime address affirmative action
  07/01/25
*bussy
Olive mind-boggling rehab wagecucks
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
swashbuckling autistic ladyboy
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Appetizing juggernaut range
  06/30/25
fuck
black dingle berry native
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
swashbuckling autistic ladyboy
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Flickering sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
black dingle berry native
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
brilliant shrine
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
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Dashing sepia useless brakes
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Pale Resort
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
nudist home faggotry
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Glittery peach haunted graveyard house
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
nudist home faggotry
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
nudist home faggotry
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Comical place of business
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Histrionic jet-lagged new version
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Coiffed degenerate sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
tcr
Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/01/25
just jump
maniacal internet-worthy menage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant goal in life
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
boyish electric furnace
  06/30/25
wow
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
zombie-like federal main people nowag
  06/30/25
JFC man
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Canary state private investor
  06/30/25
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maniacal internet-worthy menage
  06/30/25
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black dingle berry native
  06/30/25
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Electric fantasy-prone church indirect expression
  06/30/25
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Glassy Temple Incel
  06/30/25
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vivacious orchid theatre
  06/30/25
...
Histrionic jet-lagged new version
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Coiffed degenerate sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Pale Resort
  06/30/25
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adventurous school cafeteria patrolman
  07/01/25
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Hairless lime address affirmative action
  07/01/25
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Rose Goyim
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Poppy Fiercely-loyal Church Building Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
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razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker
  07/01/25
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Saffron charismatic property half-breed
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Titillating windowlicker
  06/30/25
bro
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
...
Coiffed degenerate sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
lol
Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/01/25
...
Crawly soul-stirring center giraffe
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Obsidian aromatic boltzmann sound barrier
  06/30/25
jfc
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
purple concupiscible elastic band
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Glassy Temple Incel
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
vivacious orchid theatre
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Obsidian aromatic boltzmann sound barrier
  07/01/25
...
Glittery peach haunted graveyard house
  07/01/25
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vivacious orchid theatre
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
bright cumskin
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
brilliant shrine
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
black dingle berry native
  06/30/25
...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/01/25
...
Dark Newt
  07/01/25
lol
Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/01/25
...
maniacal internet-worthy menage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
cocky ivory business firm french chef
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
At-the-ready school community account
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Carmine Offensive Stag Film Masturbator
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
ultramarine sanctuary sandwich
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
heady gas station pervert
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Dark Newt
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bistre clown tank
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/01/25
...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Hairless lime address affirmative action
  07/01/25
😟
know-it-all smoky parlor hunting ground
  07/01/25
...
Beady-eyed Milky Stead
  07/01/25
holy shit
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Dark Newt
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
flushed indian lodge yarmulke
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping
  07/01/25
...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
boyish electric furnace
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Anal shimmering market
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Hairless lime address affirmative action
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
provocative amber therapy gunner
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/06/25
...
boyish electric furnace
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Hairraiser box office pisswyrm
  07/06/25
...
vivacious orchid theatre
  07/06/25
lol
Wonderful clear nursing home knife
  07/07/25
wow
white house-broken point athletic conference
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Flickering sneaky criminal

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: racy stage

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic property half-breed

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Arousing snowy spot puppy

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Titillating windowlicker

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: wild turdskin

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Canary state private investor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: purple concupiscible elastic band

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Motley copper mood persian

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: black dingle berry native

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Electric fantasy-prone church indirect expression

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful aphrodisiac ticket booth headpube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Adulterous ocher partner

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: purple concupiscible elastic band

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: brilliant shrine

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Electric fantasy-prone church indirect expression

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: black dingle berry native

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Adulterous ocher partner

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Hairless lime address affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Olive mind-boggling rehab wagecucks

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling autistic ladyboy

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Appetizing juggernaut range

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: black dingle berry native

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling autistic ladyboy

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Flickering sneaky criminal

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: black dingle berry native

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: brilliant shrine

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Dashing sepia useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Pale Resort

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: nudist home faggotry

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery peach haunted graveyard house

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: nudist home faggotry

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: nudist home faggotry

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Comical place of business

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Histrionic jet-lagged new version

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Coiffed degenerate sweet tailpipe

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: maniacal internet-worthy menage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Fragrant goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: zombie-like federal main people nowag

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Canary state private investor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: maniacal internet-worthy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: black dingle berry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Electric fantasy-prone church indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Glassy Temple Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: vivacious orchid theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Histrionic jet-lagged new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Coiffed degenerate sweet tailpipe

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Pale Resort

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Hairless lime address affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Rose Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Poppy Fiercely-loyal Church Building Preventive Strike

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic property half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating windowlicker

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Coiffed degenerate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crawly soul-stirring center giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Obsidian aromatic boltzmann sound barrier

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: purple concupiscible elastic band

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Glassy Temple Incel

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vivacious orchid theatre

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Obsidian aromatic boltzmann sound barrier

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Glittery peach haunted graveyard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vivacious orchid theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bright cumskin

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: brilliant shrine

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: black dingle berry native

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Dark Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: maniacal internet-worthy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: cocky ivory business firm french chef

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready school community account

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Carmine Offensive Stag Film Masturbator

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: ultramarine sanctuary sandwich

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: heady gas station pervert

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Dark Newt

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bistre clown tank

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Hairless lime address affirmative action

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: know-it-all smoky parlor hunting ground

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Milky Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Dark Newt

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: flushed indian lodge yarmulke

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz very tactful garrison boistinker

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: dull cracking organic girlfriend gaping

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Anal shimmering market

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Hairless lime address affirmative action

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: provocative amber therapy gunner

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser box office pisswyrm

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: vivacious orchid theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Wonderful clear nursing home knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: white house-broken point athletic conference

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)