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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
twinkling supple roast beef corner
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Startled Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Obsidian Crackhouse
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
canary trip office
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
purple state pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
milky meetinghouse masturbator
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Comical Disgusting Deer Antler Patrolman
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
french dysfunction main people
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Frozen glittery theatre
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Deranged School
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Grizzly hell fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Mustard mad cow disease station
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
nofapping multi-colored locus
  06/30/25
cr
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Frozen glittery theatre
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Navy voyeur
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Grizzly hell fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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fragrant stage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
nofapping multi-colored locus
  06/30/25
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Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary
  07/01/25
*bussy
Walnut alcoholic temple
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
milky meetinghouse masturbator
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
charcoal whorehouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dashing mewling incel sandwich
  06/30/25
fuck
Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
charcoal whorehouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
twinkling supple roast beef corner
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Navy voyeur
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
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adventurous embarrassed to the bone weed whacker
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Thriller Hateful Fanboi
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
idiotic swollen hairy legs
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Cracking Parlour Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
idiotic swollen hairy legs
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
fragrant stage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
idiotic swollen hairy legs
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stirring clear twinkling uncleanness heaven
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
histrionic costumed death wish
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
galvanic stag film degenerate
  06/30/25
tcr
fragrant stage
  07/01/25
just jump
frisky infuriating property
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
...
odious fiercely-loyal principal's office legal warrant
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Out-of-control resort french chef
  06/30/25
wow
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Abnormal Brunch
  06/30/25
JFC man
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
french dysfunction main people
  06/30/25
...
frisky infuriating property
  06/30/25
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Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location
  06/30/25
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Grizzly hell fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Marvelous Irate Alpha Ladyboy
  06/30/25
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Magical hospital striped hyena
  06/30/25
...
histrionic costumed death wish
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
galvanic stag film degenerate
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Thriller Hateful Fanboi
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz library foreskin
  07/01/25
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Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary
  07/01/25
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Arousing mischievous cuckoldry
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
narrow-minded cerise shrine milk
  07/01/25
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passionate low-t dilemma
  07/01/25
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Obsidian Crackhouse
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
purple state pisswyrm
  06/30/25
bro
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
...
galvanic stag film degenerate
  06/30/25
lol
fragrant stage
  07/01/25
...
tantric free-loading sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
poppy hall
  06/30/25
jfc
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Frozen glittery theatre
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Marvelous Irate Alpha Ladyboy
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Magical hospital striped hyena
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
fragrant stage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
poppy hall
  07/01/25
...
Cracking Parlour Son Of Senegal
  07/01/25
...
Magical hospital striped hyena
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
passionate low-t dilemma
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Cobalt People Who Are Hurt
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Navy voyeur
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
silver heady filthpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location
  06/30/25
...
silver heady filthpig
  07/01/25
...
Vigorous Thirsty Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
lol
fragrant stage
  07/01/25
...
frisky infuriating property
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
spectacular slimy indian lodge doctorate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Garnet set coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Ivory Bawdyhouse Puppy
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Mint casino immigrant
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Well-lubricated theater
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Vigorous Thirsty Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Irradiated shimmering tank
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
silver heady filthpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
fragrant stage
  07/01/25
...
silver heady filthpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary
  07/01/25
😟
offensive talking spot wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
disrespectful area dingle berry
  07/01/25
holy shit
silver heady filthpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Vigorous Thirsty Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
ruddy field selfie
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
passionate low-t dilemma
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
milky meetinghouse masturbator
  07/01/25
...
silver heady filthpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
passionate low-t dilemma
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
passionate low-t dilemma
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Out-of-control resort french chef
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
milky meetinghouse masturbator
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
silver heady filthpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Insecure magenta antidepressant drug
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
primrose balding senate gunner
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
silver heady filthpig
  07/06/25
...
Out-of-control resort french chef
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Laughsome amber forum
  07/06/25
...
Magical hospital striped hyena
  07/06/25
lol
fragrant stage
  07/07/25
wow
silver heady filthpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: twinkling supple roast beef corner

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Startled Haunted Graveyard

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Obsidian Crackhouse

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: canary trip office

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: purple state pisswyrm

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: milky meetinghouse masturbator

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Comical Disgusting Deer Antler Patrolman

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: french dysfunction main people

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Frozen glittery theatre

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Deranged School

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Grizzly hell fortuitous meteor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mustard mad cow disease station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: nofapping multi-colored locus

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Frozen glittery theatre

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Navy voyeur

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Grizzly hell fortuitous meteor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: fragrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: nofapping multi-colored locus

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Walnut alcoholic temple

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: milky meetinghouse masturbator

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: charcoal whorehouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dashing mewling incel sandwich

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: charcoal whorehouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: twinkling supple roast beef corner

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Navy voyeur

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: adventurous embarrassed to the bone weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Thriller Hateful Fanboi

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: idiotic swollen hairy legs

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cracking Parlour Son Of Senegal

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: idiotic swollen hairy legs

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: fragrant stage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: idiotic swollen hairy legs

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring clear twinkling uncleanness heaven

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: histrionic costumed death wish

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: galvanic stag film degenerate

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: fragrant stage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: frisky infuriating property

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: odious fiercely-loyal principal's office legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Out-of-control resort french chef

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Abnormal Brunch

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: french dysfunction main people

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: frisky infuriating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Grizzly hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Marvelous Irate Alpha Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Magical hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: histrionic costumed death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: galvanic stag film degenerate

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Thriller Hateful Fanboi

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz library foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Arousing mischievous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded cerise shrine milk

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: passionate low-t dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Obsidian Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: purple state pisswyrm

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: galvanic stag film degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fragrant stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: tantric free-loading sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: poppy hall

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Frozen glittery theatre

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Irate Alpha Ladyboy

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Magical hospital striped hyena

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: fragrant stage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: poppy hall

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Cracking Parlour Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Magical hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: passionate low-t dilemma

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Cobalt People Who Are Hurt

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Navy voyeur

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Smoky Big-titted Genital Piercing Location

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: silver heady filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Thirsty Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: fragrant stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: frisky infuriating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: spectacular slimy indian lodge doctorate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Garnet set coldplay fan

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Ivory Bawdyhouse Puppy

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Mint casino immigrant

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated theater

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vigorous Thirsty Digit Ratio

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated shimmering tank

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: silver heady filthpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: fragrant stage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: silver heady filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: offensive talking spot wagecucks

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: disrespectful area dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vigorous Thirsty Digit Ratio

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: ruddy field selfie

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: passionate low-t dilemma

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: milky meetinghouse masturbator

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: silver heady filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: passionate low-t dilemma

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: passionate low-t dilemma

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control resort french chef

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: milky meetinghouse masturbator

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Insecure magenta antidepressant drug

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Brilliant Wonderful Sanctuary

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: primrose balding senate gunner

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Out-of-control resort french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Laughsome amber forum

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Magical hospital striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: fragrant stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: silver heady filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2E#49078889)