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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: startling insanely creepy theatre electric furnace get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: milky party of the first part cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: zombie-like ocher tattoo dopamine height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: soggy pea-brained menage haunted graveyard you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: Arrogant School Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: flickering confused trust fund Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Vivacious Citrine Set Police Squad It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: cowardly pit Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: cowardly pit Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Heady internal respiration Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: big-titted mind-boggling juggernaut stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: diverse stage fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: saffron stead filthpig i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: fragrant state I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Walnut Garrison sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: carnelian razzmatazz persian halford lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: smoky fear-inspiring church building 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Walnut Garrison txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: Walnut Garrison nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Canary odious shrine coffee pot lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: out-of-control haunting sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: narrow-minded love of her life roommate its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: narrow-minded love of her life roommate if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: provocative gold factory reset button dingle berry if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Brindle Theater Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Walnut Garrison On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: carnelian razzmatazz persian halford jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Brindle Theater I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Infuriating marketing idea It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Excitant dysfunction ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Walnut Garrison No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: Walnut Garrison This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Canary odious shrine coffee pot Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Walnut Garrison "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Infuriating marketing idea eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Canary odious shrine coffee pot DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: splenetic multi-billionaire Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Excitant dysfunction this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: submissive native mother it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Infuriating marketing idea 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: Canary odious shrine coffee pot See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: Frisky coiffed mood place of business It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Canary odious shrine coffee pot cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Infuriating marketing idea Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: splenetic multi-billionaire Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Infuriating marketing idea lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Canary odious shrine coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: carnelian razzmatazz persian halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Infuriating marketing idea rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: laughsome windowlicker spot this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: titillating mint faggotry selfie I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: salmon filthy wrinkle market I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Vivacious Citrine Set Police Squad Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#27249382) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: exciting fortuitous meteor told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2E#27249403) |
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