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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
tell me
Fluffy Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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so underrated
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
Fluffy Pisswyrm
  05/12/15
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Flesh Irradiated Heaven Affirmative Action
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Hot buff factory reset button
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Tan private investor liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
rofl
Fluffy Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
180
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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Grizzly fragrant stain stage
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Submissive azure school cafeteria
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Grizzly fragrant stain stage
  08/14/13
best of thread
curious light athletic conference
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Flesh Irradiated Heaven Affirmative Action
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Flesh Irradiated Heaven Affirmative Action
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
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Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
deranged market
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Pizzas are not whores.
Submissive azure school cafeteria
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Fluffy Pisswyrm
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180
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Disrespectful house mother
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floppy irate elastic band
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Charismatic Mad-dog Skullcap Step-uncle's House
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
curious light athletic conference
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aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
curious light athletic conference
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
glassy vigorous codepig
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
curious light athletic conference
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Tan private investor liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
curious light athletic conference
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
orange bull headed philosopher-king becky
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
glassy vigorous codepig
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
curious light athletic conference
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Go for it then, Godspeed
Hairless chrome den personal credit line
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
whatever
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Adventurous windowlicker multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
lol
Mewling talented chapel
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
180
Mustard Theater Stage Gaping
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Demanding soul-stirring selfie
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Mustard Theater Stage Gaping
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Mustard Theater Stage Gaping
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Mewling talented chapel
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Nudist Provocative Wagecucks
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Mustard Theater Stage Gaping
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Mustard Theater Stage Gaping
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Mustard Theater Stage Gaping
  08/14/13
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Talking therapy
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
lmao
Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead
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navy boltzmann property
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
splenetic excitant turdskin space
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
splenetic excitant turdskin space
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Demanding soul-stirring selfie
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
Pics?
Useless brilliant degenerate
  08/14/13
link?
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Fluffy Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
poppy parlor
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Vivacious up-to-no-good hall roommate
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Vibrant range prole
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Vibrant range prole
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Vibrant range prole
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
curious light athletic conference
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
cowardly field corn cake
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Vibrant range prole
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
charcoal station
  08/14/13
Underrated
Talking therapy
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
cowardly field corn cake
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
charcoal station
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
laughsome kitchen
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Dashing place of business
  08/14/13
lol
lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Dashing place of business
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part
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~h8-->1luv
Dashing place of business
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
cowardly field corn cake
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Glittery walnut main people toaster
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
glassy vigorous codepig
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
big native ratface
  08/14/13
180
Exciting sanctuary cumskin
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
honey-headed insane hell giraffe
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part
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Indecent violent pervert hominid
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Trip soggy laser beams striped hyena
  08/14/13
180
Vibrant range prole
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charcoal station
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Vivacious up-to-no-good hall roommate
  08/17/13
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Appetizing state quadroon
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Judgmental Nibblets
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Indecent violent pervert hominid
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
Vibrant range prole
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Sooty church french chef
  08/17/13
poignant
crimson messiness
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Supple Godawful Business Firm
  08/17/13
...
Indecent violent pervert hominid
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Appetizing state quadroon
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
dark electric people who are hurt
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
laughsome kitchen
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
slate exhilarant knife
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
diverse amethyst partner
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Peach nowag dilemma
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
180 gas station
  03/10/14
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Disrespectful house mother
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Saffron Autistic Lay
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Transparent Internal Respiration
  01/19/16
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honey-headed insane hell giraffe
  10/25/17
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chocolate deep garrison
  11/29/15
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chocolate deep garrison
  12/23/15
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Disrespectful house mother
  01/05/16
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chocolate deep garrison
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Contagious maniacal stag film dingle berry
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Transparent Internal Respiration
  09/22/17
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splenetic excitant turdskin space
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Brass Mind-boggling Theater Halford
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
fantasy-prone persian point
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Brass Mind-boggling Theater Halford
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wonderful keepsake machete
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chocolate deep garrison
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Fluffy Pisswyrm

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Odious resort

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: slate exhilarant knife

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Disrespectful house mother

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes brunch



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Stirring faggot firefighter ceo

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: underhanded thriller cruise ship travel guidebook



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Pearly greedy dragon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Bonkers Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Hateful center community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flesh Irradiated Heaven Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: coral bateful bawdyhouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Hot buff factory reset button

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Submissive azure school cafeteria

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Fluffy Pisswyrm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: chocolate deep garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flesh Irradiated Heaven Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Hot buff factory reset button

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: avocado concupiscible generalized bond abode

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Tan private investor liquid oxygen

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Fluffy Pisswyrm

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Medicated Twinkling Patrolman Hospital

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Snowy spot mood

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: honey-headed insane hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: underhanded thriller cruise ship travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Hateful center community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Grizzly fragrant stain stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Grizzly fragrant stain stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Submissive azure school cafeteria

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Grizzly fragrant stain stage

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flesh Irradiated Heaven Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Flesh Irradiated Heaven Affirmative Action

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: deranged market

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Submissive azure school cafeteria

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Charismatic Mad-dog Skullcap Step-uncle's House

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Fluffy Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Mewling talented chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: high-end self-centered address stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: honey-headed insane hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Disrespectful house mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: floppy irate elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Charismatic Mad-dog Skullcap Step-uncle's House

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Bossy Background Story Jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Grizzly fragrant stain stage

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Saffron Autistic Lay

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser lodge jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Grizzly fragrant stain stage

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Claret rebellious puppy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: dark electric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: dark electric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: glassy vigorous codepig

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Tan private investor liquid oxygen

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Tan private investor liquid oxygen

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: orange bull headed philosopher-king becky

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: racy dead locus voyeur

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: glassy vigorous codepig

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: navy boltzmann property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Hairless chrome den personal credit line

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Adventurous windowlicker multi-billionaire

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Grizzly fragrant stain stage

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Mewling talented chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: arousing kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Grizzly fragrant stain stage

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Demanding soul-stirring selfie

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Demanding soul-stirring selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Galvanic haunting site goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Mewling talented chapel

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic aquamarine brethren tattoo

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Nudist Provocative Wagecucks

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Mustard Theater Stage Gaping

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Talking therapy

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored hilarious genital piercing circlehead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: navy boltzmann property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Doobsian Telephone

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: ruby newt cuckold

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Demanding soul-stirring selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Useless brilliant degenerate

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: chocolate deep garrison

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Fluffy Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Carmine stage

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: poppy parlor

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Vivacious up-to-no-good hall roommate

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Vibrant range prole

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Vibrant range prole

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Vibrant range prole

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: curious light athletic conference

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: cowardly field corn cake

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Vibrant range prole

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: charcoal station

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Talking therapy

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: underhanded thriller cruise ship travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: cowardly field corn cake

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: charcoal station

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: laughsome kitchen

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: aromatic weed whacker orchestra pit

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Dashing place of business

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Dashing place of business

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Dashing place of business

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: cowardly field corn cake

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Glittery walnut main people toaster

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: glassy vigorous codepig

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: big native ratface

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Exciting sanctuary cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: honey-headed insane hell giraffe

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: lilac swashbuckling doctorate party of the first part

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Indecent violent pervert hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Trip soggy laser beams striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vibrant range prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: charcoal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Vivacious up-to-no-good hall roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing state quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: amber low-t pit pocket flask

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Judgmental Nibblets

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Indecent violent pervert hominid

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: misunderstood titillating tanning salon bbw

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vibrant range prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly razzle school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed geriatric nursing home

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: ocher temple round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: obsidian frozen legal warrant

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Sooty church french chef

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: crimson messiness

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Supple Godawful Business Firm

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Indecent violent pervert hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Appetizing state quadroon

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: dark electric people who are hurt

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: laughsome kitchen

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: slate exhilarant knife

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gay Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: diverse amethyst partner

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Peach nowag dilemma

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: 180 gas station

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Disrespectful house mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Saffron Autistic Lay

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Transparent Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: honey-headed insane hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: chocolate deep garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: chocolate deep garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful house mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: chocolate deep garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Contagious maniacal stag film dingle berry

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Transparent Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: splenetic excitant turdskin space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Brass Mind-boggling Theater Halford

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: fantasy-prone persian point

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Brass Mind-boggling Theater Halford

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: chocolate deep garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: chocolate deep garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Painfully honest library national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#44198924)