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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz chest-beating principal's office mother



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Sooty Crotch School Cafeteria

ft. Drunkard

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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: laughsome fighting step-uncle's house



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Blue shrine



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant partner

rofl

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Histrionic senate

PARTNER: I wanted to win that motion worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life. You'd think I could just this once, wouldn't you? I didn't care nothing about the trial. Win or lose, I would have been satisfied. I'd have walked away from biglaw and I'd have gone to an IP boutique.

HOBBS: Nothing like a boutique. (smiles) Nothing like being around clients, researching IP. There's nothing like being in the courtroom arguing plant breeders' rights and integrated circuit layout design protection. The most complex stuff you ever saw.

PARTNER: You know, my mother told me I ought to be at an IP boutique.

HOBBS: (smiles) ... My dad wanted me to be a biglawyer.

PARTNER: Well you're better than anyone I ever had.

And you're the best goddamned brief writer I ever saw.

Suit up.

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: salmon field private investor



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Lilac anal jew dragon



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: umber weed whacker school



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Flesh Casino International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: pearl parlour dog poop



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Brass Tripping Becky Nursing Home

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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: violent brilliant kitty crackhouse



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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: Startling translucent messiness



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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: pearl parlour dog poop



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Date: April 17th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: salmon field private investor



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: big national



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Date: October 18th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Histrionic senate



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Histrionic senate

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Date: April 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig

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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: excitant cyan toaster



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig

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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:39 AM
Author: Fluffy doctorate brunch



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Histrionic senate



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:14 PM
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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:55 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: You've been an absolute disaster



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Date: January 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Dead space

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Date: July 14th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:38 AM
Author: Stimulating people who are hurt cumskin

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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chest-beating principal's office mother



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:09 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:53 AM
Author: copper forum

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:02 AM
Author: heady hall corn cake

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: multi-colored slate rigpig

POP: “Where the hell’d they find ya?”

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POP: “Workers’ Comp. Ya hear that, Red?”

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 9:32 AM
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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: i gave my father head ((zurich is stained))



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