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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Stirring salmon skinny woman trust fund Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: disgusting travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Impertinent cordovan cumskin brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Chest-beating Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: motley mother preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Vigorous telephone Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Adventurous swollen nibblets sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Stirring salmon skinny woman trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Bright Ape Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Filthy lilac puppy feces I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: deranged blood rage Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Duck-like frisky stead generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Copper piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Cyan passionate principal's office pocket flask (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Galvanic hospital friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: excitant trailer park fanboi lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Stirring salmon skinny woman trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: excitant trailer park fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: excitant trailer park fanboi bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: odious theatre national security agency ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: excitant trailer park fanboi They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: odious theatre national security agency no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: vibrant ticket booth rigor We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#35297897) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: excitant trailer park fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Peach sick indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: excitant trailer park fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Beady-eyed dull mental disorder menage Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Buff Heaven Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: diverse doobsian son of senegal senate 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Beady-eyed dull mental disorder menage Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Heady idiotic pisswyrm great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: excitant trailer park fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: hairraiser mustard shitlib corner was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: elite trip becky station I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: cruel-hearted chestnut box office fortuitous meteor I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Stirring salmon skinny woman trust fund The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2E#36797515) |
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