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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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still funny.
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Still 180
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supple pink business firm psychic
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sable insanely creepy native
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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talented ungodly dopamine potus
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling pistol

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Slap-happy office kitty cat



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: sable insanely creepy native



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: sepia stage rigpig



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Wonderful adulterous legal warrant area

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Crimson Talking Sound Barrier Institution



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly property



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: bateful coiffed roommate church

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: sable insanely creepy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Aggressive pisswyrm tanning salon

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: talented ungodly dopamine potus

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Glittery indian lodge

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: bateful coiffed roommate church



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: sable insanely creepy native



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Submissive resort macaca



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: maize cruise ship partner



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood bistre kitchen



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood bistre kitchen



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy indirect expression

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Low-t Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Pungent violet travel guidebook fanboi



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Cerise station genital piercing



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: diverse nursing home



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: supple pink business firm psychic



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: costumed turdskin

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: supple pink business firm psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Wonderful adulterous legal warrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: sable insanely creepy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: talented ungodly dopamine potus

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: supple pink business firm psychic

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: talented ungodly dopamine potus

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: supple pink business firm psychic

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Lavender Dragon Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Grizzly internet-worthy sweet tailpipe school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: mewling church building

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Ruby Odious Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood bistre kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: jew hater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#49168452)