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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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thriller temple
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
titillating tattoo
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traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant
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Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
silver curious hell
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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Wonderful
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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jfc
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180 lmfao
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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bistre reading party center
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Glittery iridescent trust fund
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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Jones Day is now on the clock
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Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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180
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lmao
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lol
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180 monikers
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lmao
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classic shit right here
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*standing ovation*
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
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Dechert on the clock
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
plum talented gas station azn
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
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silver curious hell
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
lemon laughsome locale cuckoldry
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
Hilarious Insecure Foreskin
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lol what a reach!
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unrealistic.
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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frightening
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180s all around
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fuck
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
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This one gets me.
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a remarkable thread
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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180
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
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holy shit 180^180
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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180 thread
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
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jesus
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this thread got fucking dark
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1 fuckin' 80
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Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
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omggggggggg
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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silver curious hell
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
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180.
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JFC
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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18000
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this needs to be revisited.
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
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Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Well-lubricated khaki dingle berry really tough guy
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
narrow-minded doobsian private investor
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Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Well-lubricated khaki dingle berry really tough guy
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
narrow-minded doobsian private investor
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Well-lubricated khaki dingle berry really tough guy
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
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Link?
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
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weil gotshal on the clock
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And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone g...
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has anyone been cut yet?
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: silver curious hell

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795876)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795882)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Glittery iridescent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796061)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407816)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jew personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#30378422)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Vivacious hairless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Vivacious hairless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: heady shaky den multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: demanding nursing home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#47801857)



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: thriller temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: titillating tattoo

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: silver curious hell

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: bistre reading party center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: bistre reading party center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Flickering Area

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: demanding nursing home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: silver curious hell

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: bistre reading party center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: wonderful goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: silver curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Garnet kitchen roommate

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Flickering Area

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Diverse purple stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: plum talented gas station azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy Ebony Cumskin

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: chrome tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: milky step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: startled parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: sexy charismatic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Crystalline round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Cowardly main people psychic

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Beta insanely creepy forum

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: rose swashbuckling skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Passionate duck-like state boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic indirect expression spot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Appetizing church building old irish cottage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Flickering Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Flickering Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious hairless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: French azure wrinkle lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: misanthropic arousing masturbator principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Effete Incel Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Bronze Cerebral Rehab Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Indian Lodge

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: bistre reading party center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: titillating tattoo

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: bistre reading party center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Glittery iridescent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: sexy charismatic associate

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: mint faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Flickering Area

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: bistre reading party center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Glittery iridescent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: plum talented gas station azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Diverse purple stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: chrome tanning salon philosopher-king

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: milky step-uncle's house selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Comical vengeful school cafeteria

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Crystalline round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Cowardly main people psychic

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Metal trump supporter

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: fragrant national patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Transparent hyperactive idiot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: fishy genital piercing gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Cerise Hairy Legs Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Vivacious hairless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Effete Incel Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: walnut lascivious ceo brunch

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Drab Supple Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: Bronze Cerebral Rehab Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Dashing Flesh Stain Toaster

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: plum talented gas station azn

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: turquoise resort

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Cowardly main people psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Comical vengeful school cafeteria

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: fragrant national patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Medicated puppy juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: anal new version abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: sexy charismatic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Bossy Business Firm Famous Landscape Painting

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: haunting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: haunting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Crystalline round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: misanthropic arousing masturbator principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: smoky deep potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: titillating tattoo

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: silver curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy Ebony Cumskin

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: free-loading vigorous stag film

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Hilarious Insecure Foreskin

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Garnet kitchen roommate

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Hilarious Insecure Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: lemon laughsome locale cuckoldry

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Garnet kitchen roommate

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Hilarious Insecure Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: rose swashbuckling skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: heady shaky den multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: free-loading vigorous stag film

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Comical vengeful school cafeteria

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: buff hall

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: fragrant national patrolman

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Flickering Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Dull antidepressant drug ape

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Hilarious Insecure Foreskin

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Garnet kitchen roommate

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799935)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: concupiscible awkward hospital partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799990)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puce crackhouse

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#39599343)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: sexy charismatic associate

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Garnet kitchen roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799805)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Hilarious Insecure Foreskin

frightening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: chrome tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799820)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Cowardly main people psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799830)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Crystalline round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799933)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799936)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: zippy wild mental disorder

180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: milky step-uncle's house selfie

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799998)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803013)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth degenerate

devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: turquoise resort

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: rose swashbuckling skinny woman

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407837)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Odious ticket booth degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28455711)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring magenta market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28684524)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: blue idea he suggested address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33350732)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Effete Incel Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819548)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: walnut lascivious ceo brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#43657389)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: know-it-all floppy queen of the night keepsake machete

a remarkable thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27799973)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: Excitant vermilion stead candlestick maker

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: glassy trip library feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27800869)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Garnet kitchen roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27802989)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803019)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: anal new version abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803335)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: misanthropic arousing masturbator principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819502)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth degenerate

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: fragrant national patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803320)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: self-centered field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803293)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: frum chapel travel guidebook

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Pearl house

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28684690)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Lake orchestra pit sneaky criminal

holy shit 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803313)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: anal new version abode

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803442)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: anal new version abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804660)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804667)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: stirring talking sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27808397)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Beta insanely creepy forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27990770)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407821)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant twinkling parlor legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35252903)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: stirring talking sex offender



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Kitty Elastic Band

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puce crackhouse

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Lake orchestra pit sneaky criminal

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803728)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803738)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Flickering Area

great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Odious ticket booth degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803903)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803905)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803877)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: sienna sandwich nibblets

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27849095)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: know-it-all floppy queen of the night keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27849099)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: turquoise resort

this thread got fucking dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shrine becky

1 fuckin' 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407785)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring magenta market

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28684548)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: adventurous cordovan persian



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Date: July 10th, 2017 3:40 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33740175)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: yellow mind-boggling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#34501576)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#39599369)



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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: maniacal pervert

Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: walnut lascivious ceo brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#43657394)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: titillating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803895)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803910)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27803927)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: turquoise resort

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puce crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27808005)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: blue idea he suggested address



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested address



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Beta insanely creepy forum



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: stirring talking sex offender



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: silver curious hell



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: anal new version abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804826)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: motley gaped friendly grandma theater

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27853598)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: flatulent crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27853635)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Beta insanely creepy forum

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: milky step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28522797)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Transparent hyperactive idiot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29279242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#31202519)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: flirting liquid oxygen

sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jew personal credit line

fucking trigger warning bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: racy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819742)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: haunting property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Cowardly main people psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Mischievous giraffe mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: self-centered field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Flickering Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: gay outnumbered pozpig

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated khaki dingle berry really tough guy

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Well-lubricated khaki dingle berry really tough guy

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: narrow-minded doobsian private investor

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Well-lubricated khaki dingle berry really tough guy

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: narrow-minded doobsian private investor

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Well-lubricated khaki dingle berry really tough guy

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious honey-headed box office immigrant

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: narrow-minded doobsian private investor

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: turquoise resort

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Stimulating preventive strike newt

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Twisted Learning Disabled Dilemma Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: shimmering exciting theatre boltzmann

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy gold trailer park legend

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Vivacious hairless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: mewling violet site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Comical vengeful school cafeteria

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Insecure Foreskin

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Hilarious Insecure Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#47801877)



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Author: Slate Spectacular Toilet Seat Brethren



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring magenta market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: provocative light office hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: 180 amber athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: aromatic sanctuary jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Mischievous giraffe mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: bateful therapy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#30357358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser fiercely-loyal french chef community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#30375332)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: boyish station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: orange home

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: rusted casino messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: clear elite senate

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac jew personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: contagious house-broken heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#33186947)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Drab Supple Ratface

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#48185580)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#34321462)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jew personal credit line

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: cream apoplectic electric furnace son of senegal

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Cocky public bath

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: henna meetinghouse

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: marvelous police squad church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: marvelous police squad church

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: henna meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Irradiated Pit Lettuce

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: big double fault

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Histrionic Black Woman Space

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Sepia Hyperventilating Goyim Gaping

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Red electric set hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jew personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Vivacious hairless native

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jew personal credit line

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: silver curious hell



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: maroon judgmental voyeur generalized bond



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#38201002)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2E#40819652)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

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