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ITT: Part I of my LOVECRAFTIAN IFNB STORY

THE PISSWYRM OF SARNATH
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
Pretty strong but needs throat clearing graf about how even ...
Hairraiser karate
  10/21/15
I agree I haven't actually read any HPL in a while Ill...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
Even thinking about it now puts my sanity-balls in a HUMBLER...
Bateful church building patrolman
  10/21/15
Fulci is renowned for using GALLONS where others would use a...
180 Factory Reset Button Gay Wizard
  10/21/15
lol good point Fulci movies are pretty much a SPLASH ZONE
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
Cr Not sure how I replied to the wrong post
180 Factory Reset Button Gay Wizard
  10/21/15
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slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
85895954 Needs to be adapted for the screen by Fulci.
180 Factory Reset Button Gay Wizard
  10/21/15
4893489438943 I don't think I'll have an eyeball-gouging ...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
Fuck. 180 concept, wish I had thought of this. Love HPL.
Bateful church building patrolman
  10/21/15
190 There better be a second part in the works
Dashing flirting plaza depressive
  10/21/15
There is, and I have it plotted out I just need to read a...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
I'm expecting a Shadow Out of Time like revelation about the...
Dashing flirting plaza depressive
  10/21/15
9283423742098428048209482
Fear-inspiring Irate Field Mental Disorder
  10/21/15
TY BROTHER THERE IS MORE CUMMING WHICH WILL BE EVEN *M...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
(rated as a foul and ancient number, the mere calculation of...
Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma
  10/21/15
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slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/21/15
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concupiscible multi-billionaire
  02/08/18
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Supple affirmative action private investor
  10/21/15
I've written about half of part 2 this morning; I'll finish ...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/22/15
PART 2 [Author's disclaimer: In order to reproduce the st...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/22/15
"I am thankful that my peculiar tastes prepared me for ...
Bateful church building patrolman
  10/22/15
In the next 12-36 hours maybe fewer if I work on it tonig...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/22/15
lmao i wonder if he will have second thoughts in the moments...
Bateful church building patrolman
  10/22/15
Oh, for his sanity AND that of the reader ofs
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/22/15
180^180 can't wait. ty for this thread
Bateful church building patrolman
  10/22/15
ty brother, always nice to feel appreciated i just saw a ...
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/22/15
I surmise he is beyond the realm of thought my friend, alrea...
Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma
  10/22/15
Perhaps? We shall see
slimy wine brethren parlor
  10/22/15
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Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma
  10/22/15
best in genre
Dashing flirting plaza depressive
  12/03/16
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concupiscible multi-billionaire
  02/08/18
wholly shit.
ultramarine theater stage
  12/03/16
180
Hairraiser karate
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Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma
  12/03/16
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concupiscible multi-billionaire
  02/08/18
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Know-it-all mediation
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  09/22/20
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Date: October 21st, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor
Subject: THE PISSWYRM OF SARNATH

Much has been written of the great wilds of New England, and of the desolate wooden acres which no white man has ever trod, and the Indians have long since abandoned. We do not know these places, and thus we fear them, and even the smallest hamlet claims the most ghastly history of weird incidents and unnatural crimes for the environs outside the sight of torch or lamp. We are accustomed to think of cities as modern and civilized, yet a look through the most basic man's library will tell you otherwise. From the unspeakable atrocities of Sodom and Gomorrah, to the strange wonders collected, and stranger rites practiced, in the great Hindoo cities—from the mysteries of Makkah, which remain shrouded to the modern world, to the phantastic sacrifices in the great Aztec temples—the city is not the familiar home we believe. Even on the shores of the New World, much remains hidden behind curtain and bolt which man has scarcely begun to dream of—as I can now attest.

It was the summer of 192-, and I was visiting an eminent physician, a close friend of mine from college days, at his family estate outside Providence. As he had to attend to a patient one day, I decided to take myself into the city and see what diversions I could find for the afternoon. I soon exhausted the meagre pleasures to be had in the book-stores; there were very few volumes of esoterica (a current passion of mine) to be found, although among the copies of the Golden Bough and I Ching I did locate a handsomely bound, albeit heavily expurgated, copy of Dr. Murray's The Witch-Cult In Western Europe. Undaunted, I prowled on through the back alleys, eager for some novelty, and then I saw it. Amongst the trash-heaps and rat warrens of the backside of the city was a large building of enormous size and unusual splendor for this twilight side of Providence. Moreover, the establishment's facade was, curiously, facing into the alley, not out on the street.

Yet more immediately striking were the sculptures, on either side of the stairs leading into this building of mystery, which were chiseled as the gods of antiquity but which--

At this juncture, I believe, the reader must be warned. The remainder of this tale will traffic in matters unspoken, tales never whispered even in the strictest of confidences. It deals, in short, with that which the delicate and innocent decry as obscene. Oh, lucky ones, who know so little of the world as to be able to hold to such moral absolutes!

The sculptures were, as I have said, beautifully chiseled mountains of muscle, cascading upon each other. But what drew the idea were the giant cyclopean members of these statues, undulating monsters which coiled upon themselves and then sprang upward, showering the marble with their ancient dew.

I gasped...but was compelled to know more. Some eldritch feeling stirred within me, COMMANDING my RESPECT. I strode up the stairs and rapped upon the door.

To be continued...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29017904)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser karate

Pretty strong but needs throat clearing graf about how even now I hesitate to write this etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29017952)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

I agree

I haven't actually read any HPL in a while

Ill probably edit this after I re-read a few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29017963)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Bateful church building patrolman

Even thinking about it now puts my sanity-balls in a HUMBLER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018196)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: 180 Factory Reset Button Gay Wizard

Fulci is renowned for using GALLONS where others would use a mere dribble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018289)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

lol good point

Fulci movies are pretty much a SPLASH ZONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018293)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: 180 Factory Reset Button Gay Wizard

Cr

Not sure how I replied to the wrong post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018389)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018107)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: 180 Factory Reset Button Gay Wizard

85895954

Needs to be adapted for the screen by Fulci.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018159)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

4893489438943

I don't think I'll have an eyeball-gouging tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018243)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Bateful church building patrolman

Fuck. 180 concept, wish I had thought of this. Love HPL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018221)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing flirting plaza depressive

190

There better be a second part in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018379)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

There is, and I have it plotted out

I just need to read a little bit more HPL before I can make it BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018381)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Dashing flirting plaza depressive

I'm expecting a Shadow Out of Time like revelation about the origin of man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018391)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Irate Field Mental Disorder

9283423742098428048209482

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018396)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

TY BROTHER

THERE IS MORE CUMMING

WHICH WILL BE EVEN *MOAR* 480349832

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018401)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma

(rated as a foul and ancient number, the mere calculation of which would rend the gossamer threads of sanity from even the most iron-willed, ratiocinative of mortal minds)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018431)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018544)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:59 AM
Author: concupiscible multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#35353332)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Supple affirmative action private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29018467)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:38 AM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

I've written about half of part 2 this morning; I'll finish it when I get home from work and will POAST IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29020217)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

PART 2

[Author's disclaimer: In order to reproduce the style and attitudes of HP Lovecraft, certain archaic or stereotypical language may be used; such language of course does not reflect the attitudes of MPA, who is a FRIEND to all mankind]

A burly Ethiop opened the door. Black muscle rippled on black muscle, like the haunted hills outside of Arkham. More strikingly, though--

Again, even now I shudder at the thought of exposing my mind again to the things I have seen, things which society has not even condemned for to think them would be to traffic in the deepest iniquities. Again, I am thankful that my peculiar tastes prepared me for much that is rightly left unknown in this world, and so I was able to handle the initial strain without snapping.

The fact of the matter is, the man was entirely nude, and protruding from his waist was a glistening ebony rod, some 7 or 8 inches in length. I had of course heard rumors of the prodigious size of the African member, and had seen (for who has not at least some curiosity regarding such matters) the illustrations in Pigafetta's Regnum Congo, but had dismissed it as lewd fantasy. Now, though, the truth of the matter was staring me in the face—I was eye to eye with this thick black snake.

At this point, I should have run from this place, attributed the incident to the summer heat or the vagaries of undercooked seafood, and never looked back. Yet again, that same urge ROSE deep inside of me, PENETRATING to my core, and I entered the vestibule.

“Sorry sir,” the man said. “But you must remove your clothing to enter the Silver Stimstick Lodge.”

I had no intention of doing so, of course—there are limits to which even the most open-minded student of the human condition and its mysteries dare not go, and I had hit up against one. Still, my curiosity (and perhaps, another, deeper, yearning) THRUST a question from my lips.

“Can you at least explain this place?” I asked. “Why must you be nude? Are you a servant?”

“I am, sir,” he replied with a bow. “I am a training twink for the Lodge—I live to SERVE and SERVICE superior men here.”

“Superior men? You mean, your betters of the white race?”

He grinned, looking upon me as though laughing at a secret joke.

“Oh no sir. It's a different kind of DOMINANCE.”

I was about to ask him to explain when the curtain before which he stood came open with a jerk. A hideous, be-muscled arm, glistening with sweat and some other dripping fluid, grabbed my interlocutor and jerked the imposing specimen backwards as though he were nothing but a tiny fish GOBBLED UP on a great ocean by some unknown leviathan below. Yet as the black man vanished into the inner chamber, I saw on his eyes not terror, but ecstasy and gratitude.

I turned and ran.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29023796)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Bateful church building patrolman

"I am thankful that my peculiar tastes prepared me for much that is rightly left unknown in this world"

very Lovecraftian, LOL

when we getting the next installment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29023961)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

In the next 12-36 hours

maybe fewer if I work on it tonight

I'll give you a teaser, though--he's going to the library to read up on any legends and historical precedents of this sort of thing

Then he may attempt a nighttime infiltration of the Lodge...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29023971)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Bateful church building patrolman

lmao i wonder if he will have second thoughts in the moments before he crosses the point of no return. will he fear for his sanity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29023984)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

Oh, for his sanity AND that of the reader ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29023990)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:10 PM
Author: Bateful church building patrolman

180^180 can't wait. ty for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29023998)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:10 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

ty brother, always nice to feel appreciated

i just saw a NICHE to PLUG with my PROSEPOLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29024007)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma

I surmise he is beyond the realm of thought my friend, already ensconced within the uncanny dimensions of MUSCULAR BUTTOCKS and MEATY COCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29024008)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: slimy wine brethren parlor

Perhaps? We shall see



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29024011)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#29023975)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Dashing flirting plaza depressive

best in genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#32047976)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: concupiscible multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#35353359)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: ultramarine theater stage

wholly shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#32047984)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser karate

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#32048014)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Doctorate Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#32048024)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: concupiscible multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#35353297)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 6:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#40968693)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hideous twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

https://lithub.com/we-cant-ignore-h-p-lovecrafts-white-supremacy/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#40968703)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: grizzly disrespectful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023626&forum_id=2E#49509705)