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anal halford gas station
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fuck
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Stop
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like a dagger through my heart
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big address
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fragrant honey-headed hall masturbator
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but he was so proud you.
anal halford gas station
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Ouch.
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magical school travel guidebook
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outnumbered trip round eye
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fuck *slams a whole bottle of tums*
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startled brunch
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fuck you man
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anal halford gas station
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JFC
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TOXIC
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startled brunch
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Diverse Jew
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mods help pls
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jfc
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exhilarant state party of the first part
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is this xo's current toxicity du jour?
Hideous Ape
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nature of the assignment
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bisexual dull preventive strike
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Call your dad today.
outnumbered trip round eye
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Tyft
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Call you dads often.
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Fuck
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*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. P...
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Diverse Jew
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I never thought enemadood could die.
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Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 a...
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anal halford gas station
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My child arrived just the other day He came to the world in...
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brilliant racy location multi-billionaire
  10/31/16
Great man. That's a really good idea.
anal halford gas station
  10/31/16
good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.
Hot metal national
  10/31/16
havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son
brilliant racy location multi-billionaire
  10/31/16
where do u live?
anal halford gas station
  10/31/16
Kiev
brilliant racy location multi-billionaire
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:) 180 brother
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my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy
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startled brunch
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Jokes on you, I have two moms
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:24 AM
Author: anal halford gas station



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:25 AM
Author: magical school travel guidebook

fuck

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: Talented twisted mexican theater



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Coral Spot

Stop

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: boyish naked center

like a dagger through my heart

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine indian lodge legal warrant



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Point Police Squad



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: startled brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36766461)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Coral Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29309147)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Electric parlour giraffe



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed set sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: big address



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: indecent odious doctorate garrison

...but he had that big merger and was running point...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29310283)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: startled brunch



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: fragrant honey-headed hall masturbator



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: anal halford gas station

but he was so proud you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29310288)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Peach therapy mad cow disease

Ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29310344)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: aromatic up-to-no-good stead telephone



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:49 PM
Author: magical school travel guidebook



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Dun antidepressant drug selfie

"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it meant a lot to you, and he hoped it was making you happy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#29884628)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Rose Cocky Water Buffalo



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: anal halford gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: sick kitty



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bronze bateful generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258213)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: outnumbered trip round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209129)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Garnet motley institution

fuck *slams a whole bottle of tums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209141)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: startled brunch



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring rusted forum

fuck you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766625)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: anal halford gas station



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Sneaky Criminal

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766921)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Hot metal national

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766937)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:31 AM
Author: vivacious gay useless brakes base

TOXIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#34641253)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: startled brunch



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Date: August 8th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: startled brunch



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine indian lodge legal warrant

*gulp*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36766509)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Histrionic pearl shrine wagecucks



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fat ankles dilemma

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: comical liquid oxygen



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Diverse Jew



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: anal halford gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: Lascivious mischievous quadroon nowag

"after he crashed that last harley, he couldn't go to any more jimmy buffet shows and he just kind of dried up without his parrotheads. but at least he got to enjoy his beach house during his golden years.

"hey, still renting? don't you think it's time you settle down, big guy? you're not going to be able to keep a girl and have kids in that dinky little studio. i guess you must be having a lot of fun in the big apple!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258144)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: vibrant fluffy puppy



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:56 AM
Author: Supple theatre



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:57 AM
Author: blue french business firm



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: stubborn corner coldplay fan

cr

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: overrated maroon dog poop



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: outnumbered trip round eye



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Arousing Range Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766645)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: out-of-control violent athletic conference university



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: startled brunch



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: mewling yellow locale



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: brilliant racy location multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36543145)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:00 AM
Author: comical liquid oxygen



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: Impressive Immigrant



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Diverse Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37578611)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: marvelous ruddy kitchen

mods help pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258222)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Red library

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30258226)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: exhilarant state party of the first part



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Hideous Ape

is this xo's current toxicity du jour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30262368)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: overrated maroon dog poop

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30262375)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: bisexual dull preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209195)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: outnumbered trip round eye

Call your dad today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#30739128)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Vermilion Sound Barrier Temple

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209143)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: provocative topaz reading party whorehouse

Call you dads often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Frozen Sooty Mental Disorder

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209133)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: flushed self-centered haunted graveyard

*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. Please check your email when you get a chance"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209183)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: hairless bonkers french chef

FW:FW:out-of-office

"You are out of town MONDAY too? did not realize you were that close. that's fine, but will really need you to hit the ground running on tuesday. plz communicate better about this sort of thing in future. txh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31210576)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:32 AM
Author: vivacious gay useless brakes base

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#34641254)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Buff Trailer Park Laser Beams



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: Sable church building



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse lettuce



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: startled brunch



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Henna becky



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:10 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: mewling yellow locale



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: startled brunch



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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: startled brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37549351)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:29 AM
Author: Buff Trailer Park Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37577897)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: Diverse Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37578505)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Garnet motley institution

I never thought enemadood could die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209203)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: titillating frisky nibblets regret

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31209873)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: anal halford gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766582)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Lake Impertinent Abode

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Glittery Jewess Turdskin

Fu :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36539294)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: turquoise domesticated factory reset button parlor

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766640)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: brilliant racy location multi-billionaire

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766852)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: anal halford gas station

Great man. That's a really good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766905)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Hot metal national

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766941)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: brilliant racy location multi-billionaire

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766947)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: anal halford gas station

where do u live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766950)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: brilliant racy location multi-billionaire

Kiev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766961)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: turquoise domesticated factory reset button parlor

:)

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31766943)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: brilliant racy location multi-billionaire

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31767165)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: balding poppy alpha knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31768121)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: smoky hilarious stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31768164)



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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: anal halford gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#31774225)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Dun antidepressant drug selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#33517625)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring rusted forum

of course op is nights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#33517634)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#33517700)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:17 AM
Author: Sable church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#34641237)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#35197769)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#35198228)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Impressive Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#35785394)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36262472)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: startled brunch

(puts gun into mouth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36262478)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: startling fortuitous meteor

Jokes on you, I have two moms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36272707)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36447731)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: startled brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36539127)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: stirring pit love of her life

... so he has more friends than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36541968)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: contagious philosopher-king legend

“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#36768467)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37864383)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Henna becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37864452)



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Date: March 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#37973041)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#38261904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#38400715)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: geriatric bearded den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#38400727)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#42109266)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#42884579)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#43603223)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:51 PM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#46926332)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Exciting Corn Cake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#47218430)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: blue french business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#47218471)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Heady Native Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#47218473)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2E#49850524)