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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..."

*you look up from your Kindle*
electric gas station affirmative action
  12/13/15
Is this a quote from Soul Plane?
sick stain sneaky criminal
  03/07/18
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lilac concupiscible lodge
  12/13/15
*Dis
slate bat-shit-crazy boistinker church
  12/13/15
"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky.&quo...
odious bipolar parlor
  12/13/15
*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*
Alcoholic Theater Coldplay Fan
  12/13/15
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odious bipolar parlor
  12/13/15
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Sepia Location
  08/22/17
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passionate tanning salon
  03/07/18
MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!
Azure vibrant degenerate
  07/11/18
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Insanely creepy bbw orchestra pit
  01/24/17
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Milky soul-stirring bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  03/13/17
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bateful indian lodge stock car
  08/22/17
To be fair, "...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA...
hairraiser lake alpha
  12/13/15
(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve t...
vigorous voyeur depressive
  12/13/15
To be fair, (Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen...
hairraiser lake alpha
  12/13/15
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burgundy mind-boggling hospital
  12/13/15
lmfao
slate bat-shit-crazy boistinker church
  03/07/18
and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall...
vigorous voyeur depressive
  12/13/15
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Balding Maroon Stage Fortuitous Meteor
  03/07/18
*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*
Alcoholic Theater Coldplay Fan
  12/13/15
most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane
Emerald corner chad
  01/24/17
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fluffy topaz therapy ape
  12/13/15
RIP Trayvon!!
big water buffalo
  12/13/15
"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuc...
Alcoholic Theater Coldplay Fan
  12/13/15
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Balding Maroon Stage Fortuitous Meteor
  08/22/17
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Ebony zombie-like goyim base
  12/14/17
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Tripping boyish senate brethren
  07/11/18
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amber ratface
  07/11/18
"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we app...
electric gas station affirmative action
  12/13/15
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Ebony zombie-like goyim base
  12/14/17
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electric gas station affirmative action
  10/10/16
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electric gas station affirmative action
  01/24/17
*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet
thriller insecure lay
  01/24/17
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Azure vibrant degenerate
  07/11/18
Great thread. Was underappreciated.
gold bespoke library
  01/24/17
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electric gas station affirmative action
  03/13/17
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blue place of business
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Ebony zombie-like goyim base
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transparent black woman
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electric gas station affirmative action
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Provocative Hateful Pervert
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electric gas station affirmative action
  12/14/17
I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slid...
Histrionic space
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electric gas station affirmative action
  03/07/18
"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my...
sick stain sneaky criminal
  03/07/18
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electric gas station affirmative action
  03/07/18
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electric gas station affirmative action
  07/11/18
"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on...
Azure vibrant degenerate
  07/11/18
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electric gas station affirmative action
  10/11/19
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400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/25/25
let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?
UN peacekeeper
  05/25/25


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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action

*you look up from your Kindle*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29368634)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: sick stain sneaky criminal

Is this a quote from Soul Plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: lilac concupiscible lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29368637)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: slate bat-shit-crazy boistinker church

*Dis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369285)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: odious bipolar parlor

"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369295)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Alcoholic Theater Coldplay Fan

*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369310)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: odious bipolar parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369345)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Sepia Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34043276)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: passionate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557265)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Azure vibrant degenerate

MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409270)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bbw orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452438)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Milky soul-stirring bawdyhouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32823374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: bateful indian lodge stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34043275)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: hairraiser lake alpha

To be fair,

"...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA push tha fuckin service buttons after I turn cabin lights out, I swear to GAWWWWD *lip smack*..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369305)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur depressive

(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve the cabin when the plane is in auto-pilot mode)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369322)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: hairraiser lake alpha

To be fair,

(Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen "Soul Plane")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369332)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370379)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: slate bat-shit-crazy boistinker church

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557233)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur depressive

and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall from da deck. weather looks fine just like some of da hunnies who will be serving you once we get up to DAT height man. and to that fine blonde bitch in 4C i wanna holla at u for a min u know whatchiamsayin? i mean just wanna split dat booty, tax dat ass u know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369334)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Balding Maroon Stage Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557230)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic Theater Coldplay Fan

*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369498)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Emerald corner chad

most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452288)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: fluffy topaz therapy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29369510)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: big water buffalo

RIP Trayvon!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370505)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Theater Coldplay Fan

"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuckin weave out... YO roll yo window down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370513)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Balding Maroon Stage Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34043680)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Ebony zombie-like goyim base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922786)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Tripping boyish senate brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36408845)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: amber ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409229)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action

"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we approachin a pretty bad storm system up ahead. Air control kept saying something about Air France flight. But this plane ain't no Air France flight. Anyway, sit back and chill while I run us through this bad weather. And as always, we know you have options when selecting carriers, and on behalf of everyone in your on-board team I'd like to thank you for flying with us today."

*your hands begin to sweat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#29370620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Ebony zombie-like goyim base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922790)



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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#31612470)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452195)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: thriller insecure lay

*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452297)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Azure vibrant degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409183)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: gold bespoke library

Great thread. Was underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32452302)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32823335)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: blue place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#32823354)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Ebony zombie-like goyim base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922793)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: transparent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34042866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Provocative Hateful Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34042868)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922767)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Histrionic space

I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#34922779)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557205)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: sick stain sneaky criminal

"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my OG, we lit as fuck, it's on fleek, put cho hands up first class, put cho hands up coach. we luh you coach. dis my first flight, les get it on and poppin. imma turn on dat belt buckle sign yall sit back relax and lets get retarded"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557243)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#35557260)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36408821)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Azure vibrant degenerate

"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on CPT!

So sit yo ass down, get your drank on and your snack on while we'z floss and fly dis mofo all up in this beeeeatch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#36409205)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: electric gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#38964762)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#48960064)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2E#48960068)