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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
violet place of business
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Gold sinister lodge
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
jesus no...
naked area yarmulke
  10/24/16
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startled pontificating foreskin
  01/03/17
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Vigorous french chef
  02/20/18
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bistre 180 pervert meetinghouse
  06/03/19
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Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
  10/14/20
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Idiotic Nowag
  01/25/16
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comical faggotry
  01/25/16
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copper confused digit ratio
  01/25/16
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titillating self-absorbed trailer park
  01/25/16
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Grizzly thriller marketing idea
  01/25/16
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copper confused digit ratio
  01/25/16
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titillating self-absorbed trailer park
  01/25/16
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Tan irradiated locale
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
mischievous wagecucks
  01/25/16
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filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
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Violent mexican masturbator
  01/25/16
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violet place of business
  01/25/16
...
trip abusive striped hyena mad cow disease
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
ruby cracking plaza
  01/25/16
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haunting native
  01/25/16
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Gold sinister lodge
  01/26/16
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Fragrant forum haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
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Pale Abode
  01/26/16
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Autistic Orchestra Pit Halford
  11/27/16
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mischievous wagecucks
  06/13/17
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hairraiser boistinker
  12/19/17
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violet place of business
  01/24/18
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fear-inspiring bespoke indirect expression national security agency
  06/10/24
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Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
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green kitty
  10/24/16
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startled pontificating foreskin
  11/27/16
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mischievous wagecucks
  01/23/17
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  03/15/17
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mischievous wagecucks
  04/20/17
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  02/20/18
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  05/24/18
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  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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fear-inspiring bespoke indirect expression national security agency
  05/15/22
...
fear-inspiring bespoke indirect expression national security agency
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Yapping prole famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
Brutal
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
...
Provocative Maroon Dragon University
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Emerald rigor
  01/25/16
toxic
Charcoal anal piazza
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Heady Senate
  01/25/16
...
comical faggotry
  01/25/16
...
violet place of business
  01/25/16
...
glittery brass base main people
  01/25/16
damnit
Galvanic business firm laser beams
  01/25/16
...
copper confused digit ratio
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
violet place of business
  01/25/16
jfc
mischievous wagecucks
  01/25/16
Cr edit
copper confused digit ratio
  01/25/16
...
violet place of business
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
mischievous wagecucks
  01/25/16
Cr
violet place of business
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
hm
Multi-colored property friendly grandma
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
wait
Onyx heaven
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  01/25/16
...
violet place of business
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Heady Senate
  01/25/16
...
unholy razzmatazz background story gas station
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Yapping prole famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
mischievous wagecucks
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Yapping prole famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/25/16
...
hairraiser boistinker
  01/25/16
...
Angry Aquamarine Depressive Fortuitous Meteor
  01/25/16
...
Galvanic business firm laser beams
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
glittery brass base main people
  01/25/16
...
violet place of business
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
aromatic address wrinkle
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
violet place of business
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
useless chest-beating range
  01/25/16
...
jet-lagged azure stain
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Tripping Metal Doctorate Tanning Salon
  01/25/16
...
Emerald rigor
  01/25/16
...
trip abusive striped hyena mad cow disease
  01/25/16
damn
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant godawful sanctuary
  01/25/16
...
Unhinged Cocky Associate Shrine
  01/25/16
O LORD
sickened chad hairy legs
  01/25/16
jfc
Jade fantasy-prone dilemma
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
costumed mentally impaired kitty cat
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
haunting native
  01/25/16
...
copper confused digit ratio
  01/25/16
Lmao
violet place of business
  01/25/16
...
disgusting turquoise theater
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...
Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
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Exhilarant godawful sanctuary
  01/26/16
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Pale Abode
  01/26/16
...
violet place of business
  02/15/16
...
low-t ungodly rehab
  07/08/17
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  07/08/17
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Translucent Stage
  07/08/17
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violet place of business
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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violet place of business
  05/24/18
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violet place of business
  03/16/20
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bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria
  02/18/22
...
beady-eyed salmon coffee pot generalized bond
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
ruby cracking plaza
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Galvanic business firm laser beams
  01/25/16
ouch
Vermilion pistol
  01/26/16
poison
Flickering faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
...
lavender wild library messiness
  01/26/16
180
Gold sinister lodge
  01/26/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
peach brunch
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
kink-friendly boyish step-uncle's house private investor
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
RIP brother
aphrodisiac slate sneaky criminal
  09/27/16
...
beady-eyed salmon coffee pot generalized bond
  12/26/17
...
Pale Abode
  08/12/19
180
Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Clear regret
  01/27/16
...
hairraiser boistinker
  01/27/16
...
violet place of business
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Sexy Slap-happy Mad-dog Skullcap Lay
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Sexy Slap-happy Mad-dog Skullcap Lay
  02/02/16
...
nighttime maize reading party toilet seat
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Marvelous mauve ladyboy
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Yellow Stag Film
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Deranged violent useless brakes
  02/24/16
18000000
Exciting Public Bath
  03/04/16
165
wonderful state athletic conference
  03/04/16
...
talking territorial electric furnace
  05/19/16
chilling
Hideous electric becky
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station
  01/23/17
toxic
olive indian lodge crotch
  03/13/17
...
Supple doobsian deer antler church
  03/15/17
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Angry Aquamarine Depressive Fortuitous Meteor
  04/02/17
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mind-boggling degenerate parlor
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
high-end overrated boiling water institution
  07/08/17
...
magenta vivacious selfie
  10/27/17
mother of god
light motley coldplay fan
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
at-the-ready cruise ship
  10/27/17
JFC
odious brethren garrison
  10/27/17
...
Painfully honest cheese-eating trump supporter locus
  12/26/17
...
Scarlet Laughsome Really Tough Guy Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/26/17
ouch
jet stead cuck
  02/20/18
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puce passionate chapel
  02/20/18
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Out-of-control histrionic windowlicker circlehead
  01/16/19
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  08/09/19
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flesh house personal credit line
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Talented Transparent Gay Wizard
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
swollen giraffe
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Diverse drab sandwich
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
trip abusive striped hyena mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
haunting native
  01/25/16
...
Free-loading Hospital
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
toxic
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
violet place of business
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
violet place of business
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
aromatic address wrinkle
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
aromatic address wrinkle
  01/25/16
TY bro
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
...
haunting native
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Crystalline Telephone Center
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Provocative Maroon Dragon University
  10/27/17
...
frum bawdyhouse
  10/27/17
...
violet place of business
  05/24/18
...
bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
dun point
  10/27/17
credited advice
jet stead cuck
  05/24/18
even more toxic
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bateful arrogant death wish
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
i lol'd
chestnut office
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
aromatic address wrinkle
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
violet place of business
  01/25/16
lol
Medicated concupiscible church building
  06/01/17
...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Gold sinister lodge
  01/26/16
...
beady-eyed salmon coffee pot generalized bond
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
costumed mentally impaired kitty cat
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
costumed mentally impaired kitty cat
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
costumed mentally impaired kitty cat
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
costumed mentally impaired kitty cat
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
costumed mentally impaired kitty cat
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
violet place of business
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
Lmao
shimmering abnormal lettuce
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
violet place of business
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
mischievous wagecucks
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
violet place of business
  01/25/16
lmao true
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
...
beady-eyed salmon coffee pot generalized bond
  12/26/17
Haha
crusty legal warrant
  03/19/20
...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
...
glittery brass base main people
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Crystalline Telephone Center
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
duck-like parlour
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
carnelian corn cake
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
violet place of business
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
dun point
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
aphrodisiac slate sneaky criminal
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
rambunctious voyeur
  06/03/19
oh no
kink-friendly boyish step-uncle's house private investor
  08/08/19
LOL
Racy boltzmann
  03/16/20
JFC
bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station
  03/19/20
Update?
bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Twinkling hot sound barrier
  01/25/16
...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/25/16
...
hairraiser boistinker
  05/19/16
...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
glittery brass base main people
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
Cr
glittery brass base main people
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
swollen giraffe
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
excitant fishy half-breed pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
excitant fishy half-breed pocket flask
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Idiotic Nowag
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
low-t ungodly rehab
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Sooty Market
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant godawful sanctuary
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Gold sinister lodge
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
mischievous wagecucks
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Sooty Market
  01/26/16
Lmfao
violet place of business
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Idiotic Nowag
  01/26/16
...
Carmine Tantric Mental Disorder Organic Girlfriend
  01/16/19
...
crusty legal warrant
  03/16/20
...
Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant godawful sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
hairraiser boistinker
  03/28/16
...
sapphire fat ankles
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Hateful Contagious Whorehouse Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
violet place of business
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
naked area yarmulke
  10/24/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
chestnut office
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
dashing home jew
  04/04/16
...
Supple doobsian deer antler church
  03/15/17
*applause*
lascivious learning disabled knife
  10/27/17
...
flesh house personal credit line
  09/26/21
...
dun point
  01/26/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
violet place of business
  01/26/16
...
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
glittery brass base main people
  01/26/16
...
aromatic address wrinkle
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
Describe
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Soggy ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
...
aromatic address wrinkle
  01/26/16
Please be flame
violet place of business
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
mischievous wagecucks
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
magenta vivacious selfie
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
Fuck
magenta vivacious selfie
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  01/26/16
cq's!
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
...
bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station
  03/19/20
...
Supple doobsian deer antler church
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Appetizing flirting codepig
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
except for your autism
swollen giraffe
  01/26/16
...
violet place of business
  01/26/16
...
jet stead cuck
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
aromatic address wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Sooty Market
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...
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...
Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration
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...
low-t ungodly rehab
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
naked area yarmulke
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...
hairraiser boistinker
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...
startled pontificating foreskin
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
federal alcoholic people who are hurt
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...
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...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
jfc
mischievous wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
Red temple
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Sooty Market
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
do u love it
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
...
vibrant casino tattoo
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Sooty Market
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
...
violet place of business
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
mischievous wagecucks
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
mischievous wagecucks
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Sooty Market
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
mischievous wagecucks
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
...
Frisky Cerise Box Office
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
curious demanding den
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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...
magenta vivacious selfie
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...
Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
aromatic address wrinkle
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...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Exhilarant godawful sanctuary
  01/26/16
JFC
spruce immigrant
  01/26/16
180
Cerebral pit
  01/26/16
...
hilarious milk
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
magenta vivacious selfie
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
...
curious demanding den
  01/26/16
...
curious demanding den
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
180 twist
violet place of business
  01/26/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
THIS
chestnut office
  01/26/16
...
Dull gaped principal's office partner
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Tan irradiated locale
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Tan irradiated locale
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Pale Abode
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Swashbuckling aqua location party of the first part
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Galvanic business firm laser beams
  01/26/16
...
trip abusive striped hyena mad cow disease
  01/26/16
180
Orchid Roommate
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
haunting native
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
violet place of business
  01/27/16
...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Sexy Slap-happy Mad-dog Skullcap Lay
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Stimulating cuckoldry elastic band
  05/19/16
repost please
haunting native
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Irate arousing theatre alpha
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Stimulating cuckoldry elastic band
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Frisky Cerise Box Office
  01/26/16
tyft brother
chestnut office
  01/26/16
...
Onyx heaven
  01/26/16
...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  01/27/16
180.
hairraiser boistinker
  01/27/16
...
Dull gaped principal's office partner
  01/29/16
...
Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic
  01/31/16
...
Onyx heaven
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
hyperactive theater stage
  02/02/16
brave
violet place of business
  02/03/16
...
bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria
  02/22/16
...
Onyx heaven
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
haunting native
  03/08/16
...
violet place of business
  09/27/16
...
violet place of business
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...
mischievous wagecucks
  04/04/16
...
Angry Aquamarine Depressive Fortuitous Meteor
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cr
Sooty Market
  04/20/16
...
bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria
  05/11/16
...
Onyx heaven
  05/11/16
...
violet place of business
  06/17/16
...
soul-stirring mildly autistic goyim national
  09/27/16
...
mischievous wagecucks
  10/21/16
mods please delete
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  10/24/16
...
violet place of business
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Stimulating cuckoldry elastic band
  10/24/16
...
Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic
  10/27/16
...
Razzle-dazzle elite space
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
violet place of business
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
massive community account
  01/23/17
... ...
dun point
  01/23/17
...
violet place of business
  07/08/17
Lol
Hairless menage stock car
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
purple razzle stage
  01/16/19
...
Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
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...
violet place of business
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...
mischievous wagecucks
  03/15/17
...
Supple doobsian deer antler church
  03/15/17
...
Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Poppy spot new version
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
set quadroon
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station
  06/01/17
...
offensive cuckold
  06/01/17
...
hairraiser boistinker
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
dead lilac resort
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...
bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
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...
Ocher Deep School
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...
mischievous wagecucks
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...
magenta vivacious selfie
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
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...
Painfully honest cheese-eating trump supporter locus
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Mahogany Crackhouse Filthpig
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
violet place of business
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Mahogany Crackhouse Filthpig
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
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  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
crimson turdskin
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...
filthy pea-brained pozpig hall
  07/25/18
...
magenta vivacious selfie
  05/17/18
...
violet place of business
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
violet place of business
  07/25/18
...
Fragrant forum haunted graveyard
  07/25/18
...
magenta vivacious selfie
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
violet place of business
  01/16/19
...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
purple razzle stage
  01/16/19
Jfc
violet place of business
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Shaky
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Tan irradiated locale
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
judgmental garnet
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
judgmental garnet
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Sooty Market
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
judgmental garnet
  01/17/19
...
magenta vivacious selfie
  04/08/19
...
impertinent
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Painfully honest cheese-eating trump supporter locus
  04/09/19
...
judgmental garnet
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
judgmental garnet
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
violet place of business
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Vengeful ceo
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
violet place of business
  06/03/19
...
charismatic sweet tailpipe site
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Yellow Stag Film
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
judgmental garnet
  06/03/19
...
Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
judgmental garnet
  08/08/19
...
judgmental garnet
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Flatulent Nubile Headpube Gaping
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
walnut
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
blathering mediation
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
insane gunner
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: violet place of business

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Yapping prole famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678486)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Emerald rigor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Charcoal anal piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Heady Senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: comical faggotry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: violet place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: copper confused digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: violet place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored property friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Onyx heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Heady Senate

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: unholy razzmatazz background story gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Yapping prole famous landscape painting

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Yapping prole famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678899)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678939)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679242)



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Author: Galvanic business firm laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: glittery brass base main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: violet place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: useless chest-beating range

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged azure stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679815)



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Author: Emerald rigor



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant godawful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680164)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680205)



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Author: Jade fantasy-prone dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: costumed mentally impaired kitty cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: haunting native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680340)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680393)



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Author: violet place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: ruby cracking plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Vermilion pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Flickering faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681911)



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Author: lavender wild library messiness



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Gold sinister lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Onyx heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: peach brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly boyish step-uncle's house private investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slate sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed salmon coffee pot generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011345)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Pale Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Clear regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Sexy Slap-happy Mad-dog Skullcap Lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Sexy Slap-happy Mad-dog Skullcap Lay

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29740482)



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Author: nighttime maize reading party toilet seat



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Marvelous mauve ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Yellow Stag Film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Deranged violent useless brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Exciting Public Bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: wonderful state athletic conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29981244)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Hideous electric becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: gay insanely creepy corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: olive indian lodge crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Supple doobsian deer antler church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Angry Aquamarine Depressive Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling degenerate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: high-end overrated boiling water institution

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: light motley coldplay fan

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: at-the-ready cruise ship

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: odious brethren garrison

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest cheese-eating trump supporter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Laughsome Really Tough Guy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: jet stead cuck

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: puce passionate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Out-of-control histrionic windowlicker circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: sapphire fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: flesh house personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Talented Transparent Gay Wizard

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: swollen giraffe

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Diverse drab sandwich

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: trip abusive striped hyena mad cow disease

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: haunting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Free-loading Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: violet place of business

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: violet place of business

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: haunting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Telephone Center

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Provocative Maroon Dragon University

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: dun point

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: jet stead cuck

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bateful arrogant death wish

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: chestnut office

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: violet place of business

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Gold sinister lodge

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed salmon coffee pot generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: costumed mentally impaired kitty cat

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: costumed mentally impaired kitty cat

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: costumed mentally impaired kitty cat

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: costumed mentally impaired kitty cat

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: costumed mentally impaired kitty cat

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: violet place of business

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: shimmering abnormal lettuce

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: violet place of business

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: violet place of business

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed salmon coffee pot generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: crusty legal warrant

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: glittery brass base main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Telephone Center

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: duck-like parlour

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: carnelian corn cake

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: violet place of business

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: dun point

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slate sneaky criminal

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: rambunctious voyeur

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: kink-friendly boyish step-uncle's house private investor

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Twinkling hot sound barrier

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: glittery brass base main people

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: glittery brass base main people

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: swollen giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: excitant fishy half-breed pocket flask

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: excitant fishy half-breed pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Idiotic Nowag

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: low-t ungodly rehab

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Sooty Market

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant godawful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Gold sinister lodge

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Onyx heaven

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Sooty Market

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: violet place of business

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Idiotic Nowag

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Carmine Tantric Mental Disorder Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: crusty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant godawful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: sapphire fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Hateful Contagious Whorehouse Roast Beef

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: naked area yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: chestnut office

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: dashing home jew

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Supple doobsian deer antler church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: lascivious learning disabled knife

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: flesh house personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: dun point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Onyx heaven

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: violet place of business

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Soggy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: glittery brass base main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: violet place of business

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Pale Abode

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Supple doobsian deer antler church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing flirting codepig

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: swollen giraffe

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: jet stead cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Pale Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Sooty Market

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant godawful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Erotic Persian Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Supple doobsian deer antler church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: low-t ungodly rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Soggy ticket booth

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: naked area yarmulke

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: startled pontificating foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: federal alcoholic people who are hurt

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Red temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Sooty Market

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Onyx heaven

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Onyx heaven

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: vibrant casino tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Sooty Market

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Sooty Market

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Frisky Cerise Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: curious demanding den

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm laser beams

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: aromatic address wrinkle

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant godawful sanctuary

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: spruce immigrant

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Cerebral pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: hilarious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: curious demanding den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: curious demanding den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: violet place of business

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: chestnut office

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Dull gaped principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Pale Abode

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Pale Abode

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Pale Abode

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Pale Abode

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Tan irradiated locale

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Tan irradiated locale

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Pale Abode

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Adventurous bipolar nursing home keepsake machete

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Pale Abode

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: floppy hyperventilating fanboi idiot

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling aqua location party of the first part

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm laser beams

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: trip abusive striped hyena mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Orchid Roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: haunting native

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: violet place of business

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Sexy Slap-happy Mad-dog Skullcap Lay

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Stimulating cuckoldry elastic band

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: haunting native

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Irate arousing theatre alpha

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Stimulating cuckoldry elastic band

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Frisky Cerise Box Office

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: chestnut office

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Dull gaped principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: violet place of business

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Hairless menage stock car

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: haunting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Angry Aquamarine Depressive Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Sooty Market

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Onyx heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic goyim national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: big-titted aggressive kitchen twinkling uncleanness

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating cuckoldry elastic band

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle elite space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: violet place of business

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: massive community account

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: dun point

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Hairless menage stock car

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: purple razzle stage

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Supple doobsian deer antler church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Disrespectful rough-skinned psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Poppy spot new version

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  set quadroon

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: offensive cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: dead lilac resort

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy old irish cottage station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: sick jewess dingle berry

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Ocher Deep School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest cheese-eating trump supporter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Mahogany Crackhouse Filthpig

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: violet place of business

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Mahogany Crackhouse Filthpig

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle elite space

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: crimson turdskin

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: filthy pea-brained pozpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: 

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: violet place of business

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Fragrant forum haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: violet place of business

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: purple razzle stage

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: violet place of business

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Shaky

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Tan irradiated locale

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: judgmental garnet

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: judgmental garnet

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Sooty Market

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: judgmental garnet

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: impertinent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Painfully honest cheese-eating trump supporter locus

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: judgmental garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: judgmental garnet

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: violet place of business

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Vengeful ceo

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: violet place of business

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Yellow Stag Film

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: judgmental garnet

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Stirring bearded international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: judgmental garnet

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: judgmental garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Flatulent Nubile Headpube Gaping

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: walnut

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Flatulent Nubile Headpube Gaping

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Flatulent Nubile Headpube Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Sooty Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Sooty Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Slimy nibblets karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: amber multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: flesh house personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Sooty Market

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: blathering mediation

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  insane gunner

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: violet place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: magenta vivacious selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: bonkers son of senegal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49136888)