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Hypo: You suddenly find yourself in 3rd class on the Titanic right before
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Cowardly home the iceberg hits. No time to warn the ship's crew. You know everything you know now. What do you do to survive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894384) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:13 PM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#44788414) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#49162627) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48040724) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 2:36 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48771553) |
Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: cerebral reading party Uh, go upstairs and get on first life boat. They fucked around for a few hours before they realized it was serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894404) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: buff french chef meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894408) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: Cowardly home would they let some 3rd class dude just sit on a lifeboat and wait for it to be lowered? weren't they lowering lifeboats half-full with only women and children while dudes waited nearby? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894415) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: cerebral reading party You don't have to wear some large "hey I'm 3rd class" billboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894454) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: chrome trip affirmative action They can immediately tell by how you're dressed, how you smell, and how you talk that you're third class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894461) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Cowardly home 3rd class sticks out a mile away. you'd probably be stopped before you even made it to deck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894480) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt You'd have to break into some higher class person's cabin and steal their clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894499) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Cowardly home You break down a door only to find the first class gentleman inside has had plenty of time to point his pistol at you. "Thief!" he shouts as he shoots you in your heart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894510) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:44 PM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894647) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: vigorous misanthropic den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29897094) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:34 PM Author: multi-colored philosopher-king Oh no looks like I died two hours earlier than originally expected and also avoided the terror and pain of freezing to death in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#44788496) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:35 PM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#44788499) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48042748) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: Razzle national Cr. Get to the deck and have another person or two help me lower a boat before people even realize it's sinking. I would tell them I was an employee and was checking one of the boats. The crew wasn't on the deck for awhile so they wouldn't stop me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894428) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:19 PM Author: Cowardly home First Officer shoots you. You fall into the frigid waters and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894440) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Razzle national He was busy on the bridge trying to assess the damage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894468) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: Cowardly home No, he was getting randy with a chambermaid and saw you fidgeting with the lifeboats and decided to impress his Welsh wench by shooting you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894485) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: vigorous misanthropic den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29897097) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt Sorry third class scum are kept locked below decks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894447) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: alcoholic vermilion nursing home goal in life attack a 1st class person, take clothes/ticket, then get to the rescue boat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894407) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Disgusting water buffalo marketing idea cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894475) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Rose spectacular mental disorder locus cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894490) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: Odious Indian Lodge Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29897087) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48042751) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: Curious Misunderstood Death Wish Stead Poast rant about all the proles in 3rd class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894427) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: cerebral reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894462) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Rose spectacular mental disorder locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894493) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Mustard Orchestra Pit Tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894509) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Sexy Irradiated Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29896121) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48042752) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: Sexy Irradiated Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48338091) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: dirigible behemothaur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#49162664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt Live blog my drowning death for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894463) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: Razzle national Jump on to the iceberg. CHILL there until rescue boats came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894483) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt Aren't they kind of cold and slippery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894491) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Razzle national Lol, just lol, if you didn't take cleats and a pick axe with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894500) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt ~finds those hanging on the wall in the third class dining room~
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Rose spectacular mental disorder locus nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894496) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Cowardly home They find you like this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/STymVjlysmg/maxresdefault.jpg |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt Stuff a pillow under my dress and pretend to be pregnant. Demand special treatment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894506) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:26 PM Author: Cowardly home "You and your third class baby need to wait for the respectable women to get off!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894515) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt But Sir his father is a right gentleman, see! He's a Duke or sumthin...he wouldn't be best pleased if his little bastard son drowned would he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894556) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Cowardly home "Shut up you Mick whore!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894582) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:19 PM Author: Jet Cracking Trust Fund No chinaman on life boat. Sorry :(
They were hella racist back then. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:30 PM Author: Razzle national Real answer: the first life boat launched with like 1/5 capacity because no one wanted to leave the ship. If you made it on deck, you could have gotten it no matter your class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894545) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Cowardly home "Officer, does that third class man *have* to get in our lifeboat? Can't he wait for another one?"
"Right he can, ma'am. You, rat, stay back!" |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Razzle national *pushes you overboard*
"Anyone else wanna get smart? I'll give ya a right good thumping, I will." |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: Cowardly home *first class woman beats you with an oar* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894595) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:38 PM Author: Razzle national Please, she would die from dropsy or the vapors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894604) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: Exhilarant hospital psychic Dropsy is congestive heart failure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894620) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#43642738) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:48 PM Author: poppy heady national security agency ape *first class lady flicks you away as you try to board* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29897059) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:52 AM Author: Soggy Lodge Becky I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48043224) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Brindle doobsian business firm crotch Go upstairs and go to the STARBOARD side of the ship. First Officer Murdoch followed the policy of "women and children first," and let men on to fill remaining seats. That asshole Second Officer Lightoller managing the port side lifeboats followed a "women and children only" policy that caused seats to be left empty if there were no women or children available to fill them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Cowardly home oh fuuuck, a dude who knows his shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894586) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:20 PM Author: Jet Cracking Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29896899) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Frozen center place of business CR. Lightoller was also a war criminal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29896846) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48042753) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Know-it-all carnelian fanboi chapel fuck the lifeboats. just grab like 3-4 doors, lash them together and fashion my own lifeboat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894590) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: Exhilarant hospital psychic Question is how do you lower them into the water wo getting soaked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894614) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: Know-it-all carnelian fanboi chapel when the boat has sunk enough to have the deck be at water level it will be easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29897091) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: Beady-eyed newt Find Ismay, follow him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29894592) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:39 AM Author: Cowardly home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29896111) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Pale menage foreskin Honestly?
Id make my own luck. |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#43642740) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48042755) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:51 PM Author: appetizing temple Find a bookie and bet all my money on Red Sox to win world series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29897081) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 7:50 PM Author: bistre bateful sanctuary jump just before it sinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#29899848) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:09 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#43642734) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:13 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Hall Multi-billionaire am i the same size, strength, temperment or do i morph to one of the original passengers?
if former, i take a lifeboat right away since i would be andre the giant compared to anyone on board. break the first complainers arm to show everyone i mean business. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: electric confused hairy legs Fuck the shit out of prime Kate Winslet and die happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#44788437) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#44788438) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:58 AM Author: Aphrodisiac pearly address Crazy that people criticized her plain Jane looks and chubby build when the movie came out. Easy 10 in 2024 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48043258) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:14 AM Author: insane skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2E#48042637) |