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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: slimy doctorate

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: slimy doctorate

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Rambunctious Bisexual Hissy Fit Toaster

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Author: 180 Insanely Creepy Resort Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44168365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded offensive pit

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Misunderstood cerebral orchestra pit prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Jet Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Marvelous learning disabled depressive

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Cyan spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Chocolate heady rehab skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45868254)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Marvelous learning disabled depressive

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Greedy comical half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Marvelous learning disabled depressive

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Cocky mint institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: apoplectic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: hilarious point pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: bonkers garrison brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: alcoholic boyish den

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: dark state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Burgundy razzmatazz school cafeteria haunted graveyard

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: House-broken market fanboi

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: insane reading party yarmulke

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: bright aromatic lodge

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: insane reading party yarmulke

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: yapping milky twinkling uncleanness station

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: exhilarant bat shit crazy sanctuary

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Soggy School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: insane reading party yarmulke

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Lemon unholy temple

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Jade submissive office legend

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: electric rigor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: House-broken market fanboi

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Vibrant Volcanic Crater Gas Station

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: know-it-all buff foreskin center

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: slimy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Nighttime lay ladyboy

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Jet Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Maniacal tanning salon lettuce

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Jade submissive office legend

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: abusive shrine

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: topaz masturbator

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: yellow trip circlehead mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42480813)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Violent parlor

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Marvelous learning disabled depressive

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: passionate sienna locale jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy stimulating library

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Jade submissive office legend

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy stimulating library

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: curious sick internal respiration

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: diverse headpube

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating cruise ship gaping

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: wonderful ruby turdskin

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: overrated aqua tattoo

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy stimulating library

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible indirect expression dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004960)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Lemon unholy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005006)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Volcanic Crater Gas Station

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Jet Indian Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Church Building Mediation

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: crimson hairraiser space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005743)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: gay histrionic immigrant house

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Cocky mint institution



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: exciting stag film



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: Flatulent Lascivious Address



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: magenta property people who are hurt



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: insane reading party yarmulke

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: hyperactive base legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005030)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Soggy School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Vibrant Volcanic Crater Gas Station

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Vibrant Volcanic Crater Gas Station

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Volcanic Crater Gas Station

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: laughsome range milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005078)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: bateful public bath

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: electric rigor multi-billionaire

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: bateful public bath

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: gay histrionic immigrant house

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: galvanic fiercely-loyal hell boiling water



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33019225)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: aquamarine elite forum

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: motley parlour

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: appetizing dysfunction pistol

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Abnormal stead goyim

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Crawly tripping organic girlfriend keepsake machete

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Mustard Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Adventurous corner

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring kitchen

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Pale Swollen Box Office



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: impressive mexican



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Big Theater Old Irish Cottage

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: fragrant blue crackhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Drab Slap-happy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: dashing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: topaz masturbator

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: ebony location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: dark state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Smoky home water buffalo

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: dark state

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Opaque razzle-dazzle idea he suggested son of senegal

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: apoplectic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac native

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Sadistic nursing home affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: stirring salmon casino sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Rebellious Orange Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Soggy School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Cocky mint institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: lime menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: plum rigpig senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Marvelous learning disabled depressive

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: infuriating irradiated filthpig

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: Drunken Faggotry Becky

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: ebony location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Vibrant Volcanic Crater Gas Station

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Nighttime lay ladyboy

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: Drunken Faggotry Becky

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mentally impaired set patrolman

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: apoplectic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Glittery Erotic Principal's Office Codepig

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: stirring salmon casino sandwich

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: apoplectic university

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia stage police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: infuriating irradiated filthpig

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Tan Idiotic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: pontificating charismatic theater stage

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: Jade submissive office legend

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: talented angry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Floppy umber plaza boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: mahogany site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Underhanded spectacular hospital

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: hilarious point pervert

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Ocher ticket booth shitlib

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Provocative Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Chocolate heady rehab skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: judgmental painfully honest bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: appetizing dysfunction pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Chocolate heady rehab skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: electric rigor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: charcoal locus laser beams

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46665516)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: racy slate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: electric rigor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: stirring salmon casino sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Razzle well-lubricated cumskin community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: rose kitty cat whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Chocolate heady rehab skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Contagious Red Trailer Park Party Of The First Part

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2E#49374495)