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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
swashbuckling codepig
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
high-end orchestra pit selfie
  11/22/17
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slippery galvanic shrine hissy fit
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
spectacular address
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
swashbuckling codepig
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
spectacular address
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Harsh buff brunch
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
vermilion awkward garrison juggernaut
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
carnelian jew
  11/22/17
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Crusty forum
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Razzle-dazzle National
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
pink duck-like piazza
  11/22/17
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Puce nursing home national security agency
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Ocher Razzmatazz Center
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
spectacular address
  11/22/17
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honey-headed bossy whorehouse hominid
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carnelian jew
  11/22/17
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Razzle-dazzle National
  11/22/17
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Khaki Aromatic Point
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Thriller purple really tough guy
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Razzle-dazzle National
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Irradiated Range
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
swashbuckling codepig
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
Irradiated Range
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
carnelian jew
  11/22/17
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charismatic disrespectful church building yarmulke
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cracking theater stage
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Thriller purple really tough guy
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
Provocative Turquoise Stage
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
cerebral double fault
  11/22/17
(money haver)
territorial self-absorbed stag film circlehead
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
brilliant hot candlestick maker
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Irradiated Range
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
swashbuckling codepig
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
bronze vengeful university
  11/22/17
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supple mewling temple cuck
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
charismatic disrespectful church building yarmulke
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
pearl racy trailer park mad cow disease
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Thriller purple really tough guy
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
territorial self-absorbed stag film circlehead
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Thriller purple really tough guy
  11/22/17
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swashbuckling codepig
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling codepig

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: high-end orchestra pit selfie

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: slippery galvanic shrine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: spectacular address

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling codepig

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: spectacular address

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Harsh buff brunch

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: vermilion awkward garrison juggernaut

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: carnelian jew

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Crusty forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: pink duck-like piazza

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Puce nursing home national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Ocher Razzmatazz Center

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: spectacular address

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: honey-headed bossy whorehouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: carnelian jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Khaki Aromatic Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Thriller purple really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Range

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling codepig

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Range

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: carnelian jew

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful church building yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: cracking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Thriller purple really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Provocative Turquoise Stage

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: cerebral double fault

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: territorial self-absorbed stag film circlehead

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: brilliant hot candlestick maker

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Range

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling codepig

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: bronze vengeful university

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: supple mewling temple cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful church building yarmulke

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: pearl racy trailer park mad cow disease

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Thriller purple really tough guy

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: territorial self-absorbed stag film circlehead

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Thriller purple really tough guy

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2E#49220312)