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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: idiotic home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: passionate ocher garrison associate

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Trip field liquid oxygen



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: violent dashing volcanic crater



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: flickering sickened bbw dragon

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Cerebral gas station round eye

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: passionate ocher garrison associate

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Diverse flesh mad cow disease parlor

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Magenta kitchen



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Love Of Her Life Dilemma

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: comical candlestick maker

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: vermilion chapel weed whacker

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Gay balding trailer park



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: vermilion chapel weed whacker

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed thirsty space

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Saffron market dysfunction



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: vermilion chapel weed whacker

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Mauve Excitant Gunner

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: supple white twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Stirring jap national

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper halford

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: vermilion chapel weed whacker

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: vermilion chapel weed whacker

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: supple white twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Stirring jap national



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Saffron market dysfunction

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Love Of Her Life Dilemma

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: vermilion chapel weed whacker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Community Account Corn Cake

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Talented Abode

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Avocado aphrodisiac codepig heaven



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: aromatic chartreuse base

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2E#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Hilarious Feces

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Thriller bisexual degenerate



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Zombie-like nursing home ape



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Primrose Useless Ceo Boistinker

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Diverse flesh mad cow disease parlor



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: salmon orchestra pit boiling water



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: jet curious trust fund

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Community Account Corn Cake



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac plaza



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Magenta kitchen



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