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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
big national
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Sadistic Obsidian Pisswyrm
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
duck-like dysfunction office
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
big national
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Pungent fear-inspiring bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
big national
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Pungent fear-inspiring bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
big national
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Pungent fear-inspiring bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Amber whorehouse scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
duck-like dysfunction office
  08/09/18
Dachshund
big national
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
duck-like dysfunction office
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
diverse rough-skinned trailer park crotch
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
big national
  08/09/18
Same.
boyish weed whacker prole
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
tantric titillating theater haunted graveyard
  08/09/18
...
doobsian cruise ship therapy
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
dun marketing idea
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
big national
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
dun marketing idea
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
pontificating high-end dog poop pistol
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
dead striped hyena mad-dog skullcap
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
doobsian cruise ship therapy
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
buff liquid oxygen crackhouse
  08/09/18
...
Blue set personal credit line
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
copper goal in life
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Heady slate trump supporter
  08/09/18
...
Blue set personal credit line
  08/09/18
Cr
curious deep pervert electric furnace
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
copper goal in life
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
180 jew
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
boyish weed whacker prole
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
hairraiser locus nowag
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
salmon idiot
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
twinkling hilarious indian lodge famous landscape painting
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
spectacular base juggernaut
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Indecent Stead International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/09/18
Sick
big national
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
insecure lettuce kitchen
  08/09/18
...
Canary chad church building
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Stirring bonkers business firm immigrant
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
180 jew
  08/09/18
...
Fantasy-prone Grizzly Parlor Reading Party
  08/09/18
...
arousing skinny woman step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
...
Overrated Honey-headed Shitlib Range
  03/15/25
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Overrated Honey-headed Shitlib Range
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Vermilion messiness goyim
  08/09/18
...
sepia godawful legend orchestra pit
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
copper goal in life
  08/09/18
interesting
arousing skinny woman step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
big national
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Milky elastic band institution
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
buff liquid oxygen crackhouse
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Talented nursing home voyeur
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: big national

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Sadistic Obsidian Pisswyrm

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: duck-like dysfunction office

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: big national

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Pungent fear-inspiring bawdyhouse

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: big national

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Pungent fear-inspiring bawdyhouse

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: big national

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Pungent fear-inspiring bawdyhouse

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Amber whorehouse scourge upon the earth

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: duck-like dysfunction office

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: big national

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: duck-like dysfunction office

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: diverse rough-skinned trailer park crotch

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: big national

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker prole

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: tantric titillating theater haunted graveyard

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: doobsian cruise ship therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: dun marketing idea

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: big national

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: dun marketing idea

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: pontificating high-end dog poop pistol

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: dead striped hyena mad-dog skullcap

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: doobsian cruise ship therapy

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: buff liquid oxygen crackhouse

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Blue set personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: copper goal in life

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Heady slate trump supporter

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Blue set personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: curious deep pervert electric furnace

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: copper goal in life

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: 180 jew

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker prole

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: hairraiser locus nowag

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: salmon idiot

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: twinkling hilarious indian lodge famous landscape painting

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: spectacular base juggernaut

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Indecent Stead International Law Enforcement Agency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: big national

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: insecure lettuce kitchen

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Canary chad church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Stirring bonkers business firm immigrant

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: 180 jew

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Grizzly Parlor Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: arousing skinny woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Overrated Honey-headed Shitlib Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Overrated Honey-headed Shitlib Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Vermilion messiness goyim

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: sepia godawful legend orchestra pit



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: copper goal in life

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: arousing skinny woman step-uncle's house

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: big national

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Milky elastic band institution

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: buff liquid oxygen crackhouse

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Talented nursing home voyeur

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2E#49446165)