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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
dull boistinker
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
lascivious toaster background story
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
dull boistinker
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
dull boistinker
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
dull boistinker
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
dull boistinker
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
dull boistinker
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
self-absorbed range idea he suggested
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
dull boistinker
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
self-absorbed range idea he suggested
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
dull boistinker
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
dull boistinker
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Wow! Prophetic.
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: dull boistinker

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: lascivious toaster background story



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: confused twisted son of senegal casino

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: dull boistinker

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: lascivious toaster background story

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: dull boistinker

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: metal hyperventilating crackhouse

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: plum 180 base

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Shimmering school cafeteria



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Cream razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting legal warrant



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: bull headed feces



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: onyx sadistic old irish cottage

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bright aphrodisiac senate juggernaut



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Disturbing Whorehouse



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: bright aphrodisiac senate juggernaut



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Floppy brilliant roommate multi-billionaire

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Shimmering school cafeteria



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: orchid church building corn cake



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: dull boistinker

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bright aphrodisiac senate juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: concupiscible center deer antler

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful stead digit ratio



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Cream razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: dull boistinker

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: dull boistinker

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: confused twisted son of senegal casino

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: dull boistinker

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: dull boistinker

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: dull boistinker

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: dull boistinker

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: dull boistinker

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: dull boistinker

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house partner

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house partner



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: exciting bisexual electric furnace

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: dull boistinker



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Histrionic poppy menage

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: greedy boyish school



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Abusive internal respiration rehab

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mediation forum

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Amethyst comical shitlib tattoo



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: greedy boyish school

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Sable adventurous mad-dog skullcap national security agency

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: onyx sadistic old irish cottage

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: plum 180 base

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Cerise Bonkers Point Reading Party

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: self-absorbed range idea he suggested



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: dull boistinker

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2E#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: exciting bisexual electric furnace

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: dull boistinker

Nice bump. It remains true

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