I bought a reproduction Order of the Bath badge on eBay. The...	pearl bawdyhouse pozpig	12/29/18
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Ty	pearl bawdyhouse pozpig	06/21/19
Interesting. I always just relied on having charisma and loo...	spectacular painfully honest space	06/21/19
amateur	pearl bawdyhouse pozpig	06/21/19
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can't 180 this thread enough	bipolar party of the first part	06/21/19
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The best part of the OP is that when he says "the best ...	Purple Hideous Rigor Ladyboy	06/22/19
cr absolute masterstroke	bipolar party of the first part	06/22/19
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Think this would work not flame	French Primrose Ticket Booth	06/22/19
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As a kid I got a stick of sealing wax, you light it like a c...	Maize Theater Stage	01/21/22
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Date: December 29th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: pearl bawdyhouse pozpig I bought a reproduction Order of the Bath badge on eBay. The ones with gold and silver braid that you sew onto the breast of a jacket. You just go out otherwise unassuming but with a six inch glittery badge on your left chest and just chill with your boys or post up solo at the bar until someone comes to talk to you and you have an obvious conversation piece. My typical yarn is that I was deployed with UK forces somewhere and performed selfless acts that merited the awarding of this noble order by the queen. If pushed I will all but admit I saved Prince Harry's life in Afghanistan while one of his missions went awry. It works wonders and especially since this meghan markle shit the story just sells itself all that more. I got my brother to photoshop me into the crowd at their wedding and I have like a series of pictures on my phone from the "royal wedding" that looks like a camera roll and has its own folder and shit in the picture albums so it looks totally natural. Chicks dig it and it has worked flawlessly for me like 8 times. I used to go out with an Order of the Garter badge which is way bigger and has a prominent red cross in the middle so is much more striking, but one night I was running my schtick and talking about how the most noble order of the garter is the highest honor in british chivalry and can only be personally bestowed by the sovereign, but this girl i was macking on had some shrew friend with her who was an english lit major or british history or some bullshit so she knew all about it from jane austen or something and my flame went crashing pretty quickly, although i did manage to "go to the bathroom" before they pulled out their phones and read the wikipedia list of current members of the order. The best part of the flame is that because it is a foreign order and america DOES.NOT GIVE A FUCK about foreign honors or titles (it's in the fucking constitution), it's 100% legit and not illegal and can't get you wrapped up in some stolen valor shit. Even those guys who follow fake vets around at malls and try to expose them for youtube videos have nothing on me because I have perfected my craft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#37494426)

Date: June 13th, 2019 1:48 PM Author: pearl bawdyhouse pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38383714)

Date: June 13th, 2019 1:52 PM Author: slap-happy regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38383725)

Date: June 18th, 2019 6:40 PM Author: Purple Hideous Rigor Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38407362)

Date: June 18th, 2019 6:50 PM Author: adventurous lodge therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38407404)

Date: June 21st, 2019 10:58 PM Author: pearl bawdyhouse pozpig Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423286)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:10 PM Author: spectacular painfully honest space Interesting. I always just relied on having charisma and looks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423324)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:13 PM Author: pearl bawdyhouse pozpig amateur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423333)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:14 PM Author: multi-colored cuck station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423337)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:49 PM Author: bipolar party of the first part can't 180 this thread enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423463)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 12:19 AM Author: doobsian soul-stirring electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423532)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 3:11 PM Author: Purple Hideous Rigor Ladyboy The best part of the OP is that when he says "the best part of this flame is" he's both unironically describing the best part in the hypothetical scenario and signposting the most amusing segment of the flame thread. Next level shit there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38425148)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 7:45 PM Author: bipolar party of the first part cr absolute masterstroke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38426099)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:13 PM Author: doobsian soul-stirring electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#43824920)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:51 PM Author: beady-eyed associate friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423469)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 12:17 AM Author: Marvelous bat shit crazy shrine legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38423529)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 3:14 PM Author: French Primrose Ticket Booth Think this would work not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38425160)

Date: October 11th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: pearl bawdyhouse pozpig NOT flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38965209)

Date: June 23rd, 2019 1:25 AM Author: bipolar party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#38427061)

Date: January 21st, 2022 9:33 PM Author: pearl bawdyhouse pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#43824739)

Date: January 21st, 2022 9:34 PM Author: bossy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#43824750)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:10 PM Author: Lemon public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#43824902)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:14 PM Author: multi-colored cuck station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#43824935)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:45 PM Author: Maize Theater Stage As a kid I got a stick of sealing wax, you light it like a candle and let the wax drip on what you want to seal, and a metal seal impression thing like they show in the movies, but it didn't work. I got it by mail order from some place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#43825106)

Date: March 31st, 2022 11:18 PM Author: pearl bawdyhouse pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#44256719)

Date: September 30th, 2025 5:49 AM Author: beta-caryophyllene (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2E#49313618)