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navy macaca
  07/02/19
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navy macaca
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
navy macaca
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
impertinent razzle party of the first part
  12/20/20
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Concupiscible startling digit ratio school cafeteria
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
godawful cracking nowag
  08/21/19
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Medicated Light Spot
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
insecure comical blood rage theater
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Vermilion bespoke gas station
  08/21/19
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ivory hairraiser alpha
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
copper unhinged giraffe
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
godawful cracking nowag
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Vermilion bespoke gas station
  08/21/19
emergency money
godawful cracking nowag
  08/21/19
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Fantasy-prone vigorous stead
  09/01/19
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pontificating marketing idea temple
  03/06/20
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pontificating marketing idea temple
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
rose school
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
navy macaca
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
adulterous arrogant telephone
  09/01/19
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Fantasy-prone vigorous stead
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
insecure comical blood rage theater
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
navy macaca
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
ivory hairraiser alpha
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
navy macaca
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Aromatic Mentally Impaired Principal's Office Dog Poop
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
navy macaca
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Outnumbered Spruce Den
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
navy macaca
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
mint house halford
  09/10/21
great thread
Sienna Marvelous Chapel Generalized Bond
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
navy macaca
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
navy macaca
  04/10/23
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Concupiscible startling digit ratio school cafeteria
  04/10/23
i love men
Sienna Marvelous Chapel Generalized Bond
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
navy macaca
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
navy macaca
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
adulterous arrogant telephone
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
navy macaca
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
lavender histrionic trailer park
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
navy macaca
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
navy macaca
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
navy macaca
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: navy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: navy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: navy macaca

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: impertinent razzle party of the first part

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible startling digit ratio school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: godawful cracking nowag

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Medicated Light Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: insecure comical blood rage theater

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Vermilion bespoke gas station

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: ivory hairraiser alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: copper unhinged giraffe

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: godawful cracking nowag

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Vermilion bespoke gas station

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: godawful cracking nowag

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone vigorous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: pontificating marketing idea temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: pontificating marketing idea temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: rose school

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: navy macaca

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: adulterous arrogant telephone

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone vigorous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: insecure comical blood rage theater

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: navy macaca

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: ivory hairraiser alpha

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: navy macaca

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Mentally Impaired Principal's Office Dog Poop

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: navy macaca

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered Spruce Den

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: navy macaca

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: mint house halford

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Sienna Marvelous Chapel Generalized Bond

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: navy macaca

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: navy macaca

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible startling digit ratio school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Sienna Marvelous Chapel Generalized Bond

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: navy macaca

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: navy macaca

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: adulterous arrogant telephone

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: navy macaca

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: lavender histrionic trailer park

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: navy macaca

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: navy macaca

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: navy macaca

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2E#49264493)