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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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180! Especially liked the legal analysis.
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Lost it at extra large tampons
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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Big Striped Hyena

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40612297)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Anal beady-eyed sound barrier



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: sadistic faggotry



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sexy pistol

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40612334)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Maniacal Pearl Locale Coffee Pot



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: gaped hell old irish cottage



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: Fragrant weed whacker



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: carmine coiffed faggot firefighter ratface



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: racy nubile office international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: Nofapping mood shrine



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Odious Nursing Home



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Yellow Hissy Fit



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Heady patrolman



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Heady patrolman



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: Glassy theater



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: 180 Slippery Parlor

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40613846)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Boistinker



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac green corner party of the first part



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser bisexual scourge upon the earth theater stage



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly red market windowlicker



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Wonderful indigo bawdyhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: contagious stead pisswyrm

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Nofapping mood shrine

“This got me furious bros.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40614084)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: translucent heaven partner

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40614072)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: laughsome mediation cuckoldry



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser bisexual scourge upon the earth theater stage



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Talking sienna private investor



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Hot violent twinkling uncleanness community account



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: pale appetizing station

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40617007)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Aromatic ivory tanning salon famous landscape painting



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: saffron lodge national security agency



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Talking sienna private investor



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Talking sienna private investor



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Talking sienna private investor



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: judgmental motley stag film



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Heady patrolman



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Lascivious silver house

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#40738121)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Big Striped Hyena



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Nudist pit wrinkle



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Fragrant weed whacker



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: bright sticky depressive

Laughed at this a dozen times now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#41745632)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Big Striped Hyena



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Crystalline bossy hall knife



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: 180 Slippery Parlor

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Fragrant weed whacker



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Nudist pit wrinkle



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Impertinent citrine cruise ship filthpig



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: pungent know-it-all stock car



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: passionate canary location

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#45291456)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Big Striped Hyena

Me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#45291473)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: pungent know-it-all stock car

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: massive coldplay fan



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: bright sticky depressive

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2E#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: deranged senate therapy



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Big Striped Hyena



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Nudist pit wrinkle



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: the fat shot (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: lsd



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