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I bought $100,000 of Facebook shares @ $236

I can’t sell for at least a month. Pray for me pls.
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  02/03/22
*types extra hard on my vscode instead of praying for you*
Bateful set gay wizard
  02/23/22
What is the least painful method of suicide? Tyia
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
Shotgun to roof of mouth
glittery principal's office
  02/23/22
I’m only joking for now but will keep this in mind
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
just don't flinch and blow your face off instead https://...
Zombie-like Philosopher-king Space
  02/23/22
If you flinch you didn't want to kill yourself
glittery principal's office
  02/23/22
exit bag
Buck-toothed claret foreskin love of her life
  10/31/22
Apple privacy polices wiped out $10B in quarterly FB revenue...
titillating primrose tattoo
  02/23/22
really rude post
lascivious dilemma goal in life
  02/23/22
The best part was Zuck saying he'd light as much money on fi...
glittery principal's office
  02/23/22
It's almost like they should have stuck to what got them the...
awkward parlor
  02/23/22
The problem is Tiktok is eating their lunch and they cannot ...
glittery principal's office
  02/23/22
Someone get Taylor Lorenz on the line, we need the INSIDE SC...
awkward parlor
  02/23/22
Tik tok is competing for user attention but not ad dollars. ...
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  02/23/22
fundamentally better imho. Get the youth hooked on some shit...
awkward parlor
  02/23/22
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028490&fo...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
bu bu but whatsapp and workplace are free call options
Pearly hall
  02/23/22
Do you think the s&p 500 will outperform Facebook over t...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
hmmm no
Pearly hall
  02/23/22
Me neither
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
Pretty amazing stock graph dating to exactly this poast lol
passionate drab national
  02/23/22
at least op didn't buy on feb 2
Charismatic french pistol masturbator
  02/23/22
i furking sold my last ones today for a loss and just bought...
curious light private investor roast beef
  02/23/22
I don't really understand this kind of purchase. Couldn't yo...
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  02/23/22
236 was right after FB tanked on earnings, it was down like ...
curious light private investor roast beef
  02/23/22
What if I don’t have lots of conviction on timing and ...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
why can't you sell for at least a month?
Duck-like really tough guy chad
  02/23/22
trading restrictions from employer most likely
Zombie-like Philosopher-king Space
  02/23/22
...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
he cant write off his massive loss
curious light private investor roast beef
  02/23/22
...
Buck-toothed claret foreskin love of her life
  10/31/22
Question for anyone that happens to know about how digital a...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
Yes. You can pull CPM data from private companies on the pl...
glittery principal's office
  02/23/22
thats what i thought thanks. i feel like advertising wou...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  02/23/22
pls call it META ty - management
Pearly hall
  02/23/22
(metamate)
Charismatic french pistol masturbator
  02/23/22
...
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  03/08/22
I sold @ 189.80 last night after hitting maximum pain. Now i...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  03/08/22
Sorry man I’ve been there
Arrogant milk plaza
  03/08/22
dood u can put it back into many other tech shit like NVDA, ...
curious light private investor roast beef
  03/08/22
I went like 80% into SOXL during April 2020. I know semicond...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  03/08/22
I have a two digit IQ and deserve to be crucified
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  10/27/22
how are you going to spend your $40,000
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  10/27/22
...
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  10/27/22
Cardboard boxes to sleep in
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  10/27/22
OP = boor
Dark heaven
  10/27/22
...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  10/31/22
Sorry op
Arrogant milk plaza
  10/31/22
if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure CSLG bought a t...
lascivious dilemma goal in life
  10/31/22
Yes. This will make me feel better while blowing dick for cr...
histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin
  10/31/22
forget the presidential elections, russia buying $100K of no...
frum cruise ship
  10/31/22
sell and buy a blue submariner
Pearly hall
  11/01/22
...
Federal Immigrant
  11/01/22
LOL
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  02/02/24
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  01/28/25
now that NVIDIA is down this is probably the best performing...
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  01/28/25
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  01/29/25
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Date: February 3rd, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

I can’t sell for at least a month. Pray for me pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#43900483)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: Bateful set gay wizard

*types extra hard on my vscode instead of praying for you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017520)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

What is the least painful method of suicide? Tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017353)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: glittery principal's office

Shotgun to roof of mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017359)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

I’m only joking for now but will keep this in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017362)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Philosopher-king Space

just don't flinch and blow your face off instead

https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/lnct14/mmc_after_i_shotgun_my_self_in_carshering/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017376)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: glittery principal's office

If you flinch you didn't want to kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017377)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed claret foreskin love of her life

exit bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45415999)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: titillating primrose tattoo

Apple privacy polices wiped out $10B in quarterly FB revenue.

Google says they’ll implement the same policy that may wipe out another $15B

Advertisers are leaving Meta in mass

Users are leaving Facebook and Instagram in mass

Governments about to fine the shit out of Meta for everything

Wall Street realizing now that VR/meta verse is elaborate forcememing that consumers don’t want

Great timing, genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017423)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: lascivious dilemma goal in life

really rude post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017427)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: glittery principal's office

The best part was Zuck saying he'd light as much money on fire for as long as it takes to forcememe the metaverse

Earnings estimates are way too high - revenue growth is going to be lower and expenses are going to be much higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: awkward parlor

It's almost like they should have stuck to what got them there in the first place. User engagement on their platform + advertising. More users, more engagement, more revenue.

Less users, less engagement, less revenue but I guess this is beyond their thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: glittery principal's office

The problem is Tiktok is eating their lunch and they cannot purchase Tiktok, and creating an alternative will significantly cannibalize their existing products

They tried to ease this cannibalization by slamming together Reels and Instagram but this made the product a complete piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017540)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: awkward parlor

Someone get Taylor Lorenz on the line, we need the INSIDE SCOOP. This is her PURVIEW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017606)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Tik tok is competing for user attention but not ad dollars. videos of random people are a fundamentally different use case and demographic than instagram

I think Facebook used their q4 analyst call to get the antitrust regulators off their back. Google and apple’s control of android and iOS make them seem like the real monopolies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017635)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: awkward parlor

fundamentally better imho. Get the youth hooked on some shit. FB is all boomers. Haven't they bought all the junk on ebay they were ever going to buy? SC and TT creating dat FOMO for the youngs to $$$$$pend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017644)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028490&forum_id=2#43942195

to be clear, im unhappy with the current return by i dont feel even a little stupid. in im tempted to buy $50k more.

youre reciting talking points as though facebook isnt trading <15x ntm earnings vs 23x for the s&p 500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017489)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: Pearly hall

bu bu but whatsapp and workplace are free call options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017534)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Do you think the s&p 500 will outperform Facebook over the next 5 years beginning today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017625)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: Pearly hall

hmmm no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017632)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Me neither

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017650)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: passionate drab national

Pretty amazing stock graph dating to exactly this poast lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Charismatic french pistol masturbator

at least op didn't buy on feb 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017457)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: curious light private investor roast beef

i furking sold my last ones today for a loss and just bought NVDA and TSlA

and like a moron i sold too early so looks like wash sale, if i had waited a week wld be ok, fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017503)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle high-end bawdyhouse haunted graveyard

I don't really understand this kind of purchase. Couldn't you spend $10,000 in option premiums and get the same exposure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017561)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: curious light private investor roast beef

236 was right after FB tanked on earnings, it was down like 25% and seemed a decent chance it cld be an easy 10% rebound

BUT entire market has been shit since then, FB actually hasnt gone down that much compared to some of this other garbage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017569)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

What if I don’t have lots of conviction on timing and implied vol on Facebook options were exceedingly high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017861)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Duck-like really tough guy chad

why can't you sell for at least a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017579)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Philosopher-king Space

trading restrictions from employer most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017594)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017653)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: curious light private investor roast beef

he cant write off his massive loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017620)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed claret foreskin love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45416000)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:37 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Question for anyone that happens to know about how digital advertising works.

Facebook seems like dead money for the next few months. But I also suspect management sandbagged their revenue guidance.

is there a way for hedge funds to predict Facebook’s revenue ahead of earnings using other data? Like maybe surveys of ad agencies that actually buy ads on behalf of companies?

If so, I suppose we might see a rally as soon as it becomes obvious Facebook’s death was exaggerated and it’s actually not bleeding ad $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017690)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: glittery principal's office

Yes. You can pull CPM data from private companies on the platform trying to put ads on the platform

These aggregators then sell this data to hedge funds

see: app annie

One thing people haven't mentioned is how many companies buying ads on Facebook are reliant on QE funny money and could disappear if funding dries up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017696)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

thats what i thought thanks.

i feel like advertising would be one of the last expenses a firm would cut back on tough times. i'm more worried about advertisers switching to google if facebook can't target or measure the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44018254)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: Pearly hall

pls call it META ty

- management

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017739)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Charismatic french pistol masturbator

(metamate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44017813)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Autistic Volcanic Crater Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44108610)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

I sold @ 189.80 last night after hitting maximum pain. Now it’s $196.

I’m actually going to off myself if I sold at the trough. I pride myself on being stoic and cool. Mark zuckerberg has broken me as a human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44108549)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Arrogant milk plaza

Sorry man I’ve been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44108557)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: curious light private investor roast beef

dood u can put it back into many other tech shit like NVDA, AMD, TSLA and make back a lot of ur loss... everything is down right now

shit u only had like a 20% loss? thats nothin nigga, u can easily maek that shit back, go TSM or GFS or NIGGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44108573)



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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:31 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

I went like 80% into SOXL during April 2020. I know semiconductors they’re crazy cyclical. I’m way too scared for that shit now. Plus the second I hit buy on TSM I’m getting a WSJ news alert that says “China invades Taiwan” and then I’ll be poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#44108622)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

I have a two digit IQ and deserve to be crucified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45398151)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: dead walnut temple elastic band

how are you going to spend your $40,000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45398161)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Contagious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45398166)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Cardboard boxes to sleep in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45398330)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Dark heaven

OP = boor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45398167)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45415936)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: Arrogant milk plaza

Sorry op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45415997)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: lascivious dilemma goal in life

if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure CSLG bought a ton of SOL at like $150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45416005)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Yes. This will make me feel better while blowing dick for crack.

My life is in shambles. Fuck mark zuckerberg and his retarded metaverse fever dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45417040)



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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: frum cruise ship

forget the presidential elections, russia buying $100K of nonsense ads in 2016 crippled several of americas largest corporations. it is beautiful.

turned FB from something that used to allow easy targeting of ads to people who were actually interested in them, into a giant pain in the ass system of targeting no one with ads that don't deliver.

amazing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45417119)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:10 AM
Author: Pearly hall

sell and buy a blue submariner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45417570)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:24 AM
Author: Federal Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#45417597)



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Date: February 2nd, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#47358253)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#48598626)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: crystalline international law enforcement agency hominid

now that NVIDIA is down this is probably the best performing stock, good job OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#48598640)



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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Reminder: you could have made this trade with ~10 swipes of your thumb a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#48602938)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: histrionic topaz school cafeteria cumskin

Flirting with $800

Mark Zuckerberg continues to sexually violate his haters with a spiked bat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2E#49144327)