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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
Histrionic alpha
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
Histrionic alpha
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
Black doctorate
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
Spruce old irish cottage mother
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
laughsome internet-worthy psychic
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
Pearly electric really tough guy
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
Drunken amethyst space
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
Razzle hospital becky
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
cerebral rehab main people
  09/05/22
...
Disrespectful nibblets legal warrant
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
overrated kitchen bbw
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/05/22
III Forks?
cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/05/22
End of an era
cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
pink pit selfie
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/06/22
...
Histrionic alpha
  09/06/22
...
Adventurous Indigo Filthpig Step-uncle's House
  09/06/22
...
Spruce old irish cottage mother
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
cerebral rehab main people
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
stirring clear heaven
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
stirring clear heaven
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/05/22
I love men
ocher big dopamine
  09/06/22
ran here
stirring clear heaven
  09/06/22
...
180 Bearded Center
  09/06/22
...
sooty mentally impaired library
  09/06/22
...
pearl bossy fortuitous meteor
  09/06/22
...
alcoholic heady locus
  09/07/22
...
sick green area scourge upon the earth
  09/07/22
...
Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
cerebral rehab main people
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
180 Bearded Center
  09/06/22
Same.
pearl bossy fortuitous meteor
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
alcoholic heady locus
  09/07/22
...
180 Bearded Center
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
pearl bossy fortuitous meteor
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
beady-eyed coiffed church telephone
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
cerebral rehab main people
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
Exhilarant French Forum
  09/06/22
L'Chaim!
at-the-ready property
  12/22/25
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
bearded drab idea he suggested lodge
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
Drunken amethyst space
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
bearded drab idea he suggested lodge
  09/06/22
...
razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
bistre arousing son of senegal
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
Elite azure corner
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
Galvanic high-end organic girlfriend karate
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
pink pit selfie
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
Harsh violet church building friendly grandma
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
fragrant copper meetinghouse
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
Greedy Institution Jewess
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
Hyperactive honey-headed brunch
  09/07/22
Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want ...
Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
misunderstood passionate university
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
Spectacular unholy market
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
brilliant digit ratio
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
Claret stage depressive
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
Pearly electric really tough guy
  09/06/22
wwop
beady-eyed coiffed church telephone
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
Up-to-no-good Persian Shrine
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
Excitant twisted stead ladyboy
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/06/22
he's right tho
bronze haunted graveyard circlehead
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
sooty mentally impaired library
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
odious den
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
Supple temple
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
Racy Charcoal Theater New Version
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/07/22
We did it!
Racy Charcoal Theater New Version
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
Scarlet idiot
  09/07/22
They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped ...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal
  09/07/22
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
Impressive nubile piazza
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
cerebral rehab main people
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
Carnelian black woman
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
pink pit selfie
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
beta dragon
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
canary parlor
  12/05/25
...
fragrant copper meetinghouse
  12/05/25
...
Drunken amethyst space
  12/05/25
...
Aphrodisiac masturbator
  12/22/25
...
Godawful resort tattoo
  12/05/25
To be fair, Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem ve...
razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship
  12/22/25


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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Histrionic alpha

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic alpha

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Black doctorate

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Spruce old irish cottage mother

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: laughsome internet-worthy psychic

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Pearly electric really tough guy

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Drunken amethyst space

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Razzle hospital becky

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: cerebral rehab main people

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful nibblets legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: overrated kitchen bbw

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shimmering faggot firefighter

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: pink pit selfie

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: Histrionic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Indigo Filthpig Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Spruce old irish cottage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: cerebral rehab main people

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: stirring clear heaven

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: stirring clear heaven

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: ocher big dopamine

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: stirring clear heaven

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: 180 Bearded Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: sooty mentally impaired library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: pearl bossy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: alcoholic heady locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: sick green area scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: cerebral rehab main people

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: 180 Bearded Center

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: pearl bossy fortuitous meteor

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: alcoholic heady locus

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: 180 Bearded Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: pearl bossy fortuitous meteor

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed coiffed church telephone

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: cerebral rehab main people

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant French Forum

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125158)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready property

L'Chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49531456)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: bearded drab idea he suggested lodge

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Drunken amethyst space

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: bearded drab idea he suggested lodge

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: bistre arousing son of senegal

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: Elite azure corner

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: Galvanic high-end organic girlfriend karate

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: pink pit selfie

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: Harsh violet church building friendly grandma

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: fragrant copper meetinghouse

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Greedy Institution Jewess

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive honey-headed brunch

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: misunderstood passionate university

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Spectacular unholy market

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: brilliant digit ratio

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Claret stage depressive

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Pearly electric really tough guy

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed coiffed church telephone

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Persian Shrine

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Excitant twisted stead ladyboy

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: bronze haunted graveyard circlehead

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: sooty mentally impaired library

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: odious den

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: Supple temple

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: Racy Charcoal Theater New Version

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Racy Charcoal Theater New Version

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Scarlet idiot

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Domesticated blood rage sneaky criminal

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Impressive nubile piazza

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abode Pisswyrm

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: cerebral rehab main people

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Carnelian black woman

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: pink pit selfie

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: beta dragon

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: canary parlor

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: fragrant copper meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Drunken amethyst space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49486387)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49531446)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Godawful resort tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49486195)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes cruise ship

To be fair,

Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem very cool and awesome, I'm very jealous of your life (just FYI).

BTW how are things going for you these days, my man? Any major life updates? Still killing it with your totally awesome wife and perfect family, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2E#49531454)