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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Spruce Bbw Tanning Salon One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Concupiscible salmon legend https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Spruce Bbw Tanning Salon Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: charismatic water buffalo cruise ship 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Spruce Bbw Tanning Salon Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: french dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Sick nighttime multi-billionaire alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: House-broken pontificating station anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Concupiscible salmon legend everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: House-broken pontificating station so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Concupiscible salmon legend (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: House-broken pontificating station It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Concupiscible salmon legend more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Saffron Contagious Sex Offender Shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Concupiscible salmon legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: misanthropic cream parlor feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: french dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Sick nighttime multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: bat shit crazy circlehead associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: misunderstood disrespectful dilemma candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Cranking your hog at a Korn concert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Plum whorehouse dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Concupiscible salmon legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Concupiscible salmon legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: crawly crotch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Low-t Vengeful Scourge Upon The Earth SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: cordovan headpube hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: azure fighting corner corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Twinkling space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Chartreuse Dead Giraffe Coffee Pot The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Swashbuckling Stage Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: aromatic parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Plum whorehouse dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: slate bipolar hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: hyperventilating elastic band Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: slate bipolar hell tank QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: bright site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Chest-beating Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: cordovan headpube hospital (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Cranking your hog at a Korn concert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: stimulating aggressive plaza ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: stimulating aggressive plaza ape The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Sick nighttime multi-billionaire it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Chest-beating Abode when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Sick nighttime multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: cordovan headpube hospital (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2E#49213065) |