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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	Fuchsia field immigrant	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	lake depressive hominid	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	Fuchsia field immigrant	07/16/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: Fuchsia field immigrant my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: Mentally impaired abode lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Haunting arrogant crackhouse dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Thriller mahogany halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: Multi-colored maroon step-uncle's house foreskin You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Dashing rose pervert stock car You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: Drunken Fluffy Theater Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: lake depressive hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Dark Corner Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Fuchsia field immigrant just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: lake depressive hominid Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: Fuchsia field immigrant assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: lake depressive hominid It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#46553282)

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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#49856901)

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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Dark Corner Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#48768818)

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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: Fuchsia field immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#47112131)

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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Sickened Institution Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: wild cerebral space first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: Fuchsia field immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#47400840)

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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy contagious filthpig school cafeteria Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2E#48768838)

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