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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
soggy stimulating preventive strike philosopher-king
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
sexy skinny woman
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
House-broken Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
sexy skinny woman
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
puce crusty jewess state
  09/22/23
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razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
sexy skinny woman
  09/22/23
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Burgundy weed whacker
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
awkward curious blood rage
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Charcoal School Cafeteria Travel Guidebook
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Gaped elastic band nibblets
  09/22/23
Yes
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
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Opaque well-lubricated karate
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plum elite meetinghouse
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wonderful judgmental space son of senegal
  09/22/23
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Burgundy weed whacker
  09/23/23
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wonderful judgmental space son of senegal
  09/27/23
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  10/01/23
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  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Razzmatazz really tough guy cumskin
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
wonderful judgmental space son of senegal
  09/22/23
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Big brunch
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Racy orchid crackhouse tank
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
drab field
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
coral drunken idiot
  09/22/23
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razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
shivering marvelous electric furnace boiling water
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
House-broken Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
shivering marvelous electric furnace boiling water
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
coral drunken idiot
  09/27/23
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razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Glittery cocky tattoo box office
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Glittery cocky tattoo box office
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Glittery cocky tattoo box office
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Ruddy fiercely-loyal stag film
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Chocolate cracking base
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
histrionic rigor
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Chocolate cracking base
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
painfully honest mentally impaired cuck feces
  09/27/23
Ungh
flesh galvanic mad cow disease
  10/01/23
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painfully honest mentally impaired cuck feces
  10/02/23
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razzle water buffalo toilet seat
  10/01/23
Yes
self-centered ruby patrolman trailer park
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
idiotic transparent lay
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: soggy stimulating preventive strike philosopher-king

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: sexy skinny woman

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: House-broken Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: sexy skinny woman

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: puce crusty jewess state

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: sexy skinny woman

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Burgundy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: awkward curious blood rage

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Charcoal School Cafeteria Travel Guidebook

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Gaped elastic band nibblets

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Opaque well-lubricated karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: plum elite meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: wonderful judgmental space son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Burgundy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: wonderful judgmental space son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: emerald temple milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: boyish silver juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz really tough guy cumskin

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: wonderful judgmental space son of senegal

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Big brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Racy orchid crackhouse tank

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: drab field

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: coral drunken idiot

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: shivering marvelous electric furnace boiling water

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: House-broken Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: shivering marvelous electric furnace boiling water

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: coral drunken idiot

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Glittery cocky tattoo box office

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Glittery cocky tattoo box office

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Glittery cocky tattoo box office

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Ruddy fiercely-loyal stag film

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Chocolate cracking base

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: histrionic rigor

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Chocolate cracking base

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: painfully honest mentally impaired cuck feces

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: flesh galvanic mad cow disease

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: painfully honest mentally impaired cuck feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: self-centered ruby patrolman trailer park

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: idiotic transparent lay

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2E#49894111)